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跟女朋友“床上打架”，漸入佳境，正待入港，女朋友突然腦抽來(lái)了個(gè)神仙問(wèn)題:“你說(shuō)咱兩誰(shuí)先追的誰(shuí)?” 應(yīng)景生情，計(jì)上心來(lái)，我竟然秒回出讓我今生都佩服...
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