5:00 p.m. Friday, he was at the Pudong airport plane. A friend told him
that the best maglev train ride, because this time in Shanghai, each the size of
the road traffic congestion are confirmed.
星期五的下午5點(diǎn)，他在浦東機(jī)場(chǎng)下了飛機(jī)。友人告訴他，最好搭磁浮列車，因?yàn)檫@時(shí)候的上海，每一條大小馬路都鐵定塞車。
So he take the Maglev train to the long yang station, then to the People's
Square subway station, from the direction of the Marriott hotel from metro
station.
于是他搭了磁浮列車到了龍揚(yáng)站，再轉(zhuǎn)地鐵到人民廣場(chǎng)站，從萬豪飯店方向走出地鐵站。
It seems all is going smoothly and took less than an hour, he was very glad
that they listened to the advice of friends, but also for his wise
decision-making is a modicum of pride, he thought, Now Friends of supper should
catch up Date.
一切看來都很順利，前后花不到一個(gè)小時(shí)，他很慶幸自己聽了友人的忠告，也為自己的英明決策感到些許的自豪，他想，這下子應(yīng)該趕得上友人的晚餐約會(huì)。
Baggage dragging him, ready to stop a taxi, this was found Friday evening
in Shanghai a serious shortage of taxis. Even worse is that he can not find a
taxi to stop for a long time, but let their long exposure in the streets of the
"dangerous zone", which brought some good men and women close to him.
他拖著行李，準(zhǔn)備攔輛出租車，這才發(fā)現(xiàn)上海周五傍晚的出租車嚴(yán)重缺貨。更要命的是，他攔了半天找不到出租車，反而讓自己長(zhǎng)時(shí)間曝露在街頭的“危險(xiǎn)地帶”，因而招來好幾個(gè)男男女女向他逼近。
He was nervous straight palms sweating, I do not know what will happen
next, which an appearance outside of the baggage to increase, even to idiot can
see are outsiders. But they do not say that the safety rule in Shanghai the
first Chinese please? He began to look search, ready to wait for an opportunity
to the public order or passers-by for help.
他緊張得手心直冒汗，不知道接下來會(huì)發(fā)生什么事，這一身西裝革履外加大行李的扮相，連白癡都看得出來是外地人。但是人家不都說上海的治安全中國(guó)第一好嗎?他開始放眼搜尋，準(zhǔn)備伺機(jī)向公安或路人求救。
"Sir, give points to buy bread block唄!" One seems to age fifty aunt took
away her dumb a voice, as if the vocal cords in card is full of dust, sound
pathetic in shows.
“先生，給點(diǎn)錢買塊面包唄!”一個(gè)看來年紀(jì)五十開外的大娘首先發(fā)難，她啞著嗓子，好像聲帶里卡滿了灰塵，音質(zhì)中透著悲情哀戚。
He wanted to let her change out of something what not, at least for peace
of mind of their own taxi. But they also see that out behind her ready to attack
the people queuing up long, he has been anxious, to feel that they should get
rid of the .
他很想掏個(gè)零錢讓她隨便買點(diǎn)什么，至少可以讓自己安心的叫出租車。但是又看到她身后那一列準(zhǔn)備排隊(duì)進(jìn)攻的人龍，他急了，覺得自己應(yīng)該想個(gè)辦法來脫身。
"Sorry, I don't know how to speak Chinese (sorry, I do not understand
English)," he thought to himself once the pimps from the streets of Taipei, one
of those pimps are always scared to hear English on the dumb flash change
people.
“Sorry，I don’t know how to speak
Chinese(抱歉，我不懂中文)”他想到自己曾經(jīng)用這招來擺脫臺(tái)北街頭的皮條客，那些皮條客總是一聽到英文就嚇得變啞巴閃人。
Therefore, trick him, his reaction to his secret pride in tact, it is no
wonder that people are born smart.
他故技重施，內(nèi)心為自己的機(jī)智反應(yīng)暗暗自豪，難怪人家都說聰明是天生的。
"No Problem, I can speak Eng-lish, give me money, I'm hungry. (No problem,
I would say in English, give me money, I am hungry)," one heard him say in
English, will immediately become a aunt automatic translation machines, switch
to the English channels, but also pronunciation standards than his rhymes, so
that he strongly suspected she had been at the United Nations translate
English.
“No Problem，I can speak Eng-lish，give me money，I’m
hungry。(沒問題，我會(huì)說英文，給我錢，我肚子餓了)”一聽到他說英文，大娘立刻變成自動(dòng)翻譯機(jī)，切換成英語頻道，而且發(fā)音比他標(biāo)準(zhǔn)還押韻，讓他強(qiáng)烈懷疑她在聯(lián)合國(guó)當(dāng)過英文通譯。
He spent immediately looked pale face, gave one of the heavy, dragging
baggage running the streets in Shanghai, Now, he finally know how Shanghai to
compete in this city, even the beggars are so fluent in English.
他呆了，馬上一臉蒼白表情，顧不得一身的重裝，拖著行李在上海街頭拔腿狂奔，這下子，他終于知道上海這城市有多競(jìng)爭(zhēng)了，連乞丐的英文都如此流利。
