I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. 這一天都想到你了，因?yàn)槿チ颂藙?dòng)物園。
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can not count that high. 我本打算問(wèn)你多大歲數(shù)了，但是意識(shí)到你數(shù)不出那么高的數(shù)字。
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent and cultured. 都說(shuō)異性相吸，我希望你會(huì)遇到一個(gè)長(zhǎng)得好看，聰明又有教養(yǎng)的人。
As an outsider,? what do you think of human race? 旁觀者清，那么你是如何看待人類的。
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It will only take 10 second. 趕緊的，炫出你的所有知道的東西，也就10秒夠你說(shuō)的了。
Are your patents siblings？你父母是親兄妹嗎？
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. 一般人都是學(xué)到老活到老，而你就只是活著。
You are dark and handsome.? When it is dark, you are handsome. 你是黑而帥，就是說(shuō)天黑了你變帥了。
How did you get and here，did someone leave your cage open? 你怎么找到這里的，誰(shuí)把你籠子門給打開了?。?/p>
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Don't come home and everything will be forgiven!" 聽說(shuō)你離家出走后，你家人捎信說(shuō)“只要你不回來(lái)我們就原諒你！”
When god was throwing intelligence down the Earth, you were holding an umbrella. 當(dāng)上帝將智慧灑下到地球的時(shí)候，你卻撐著傘！
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head! 當(dāng)我盯著你的雙眼，看到的卻是你的后腦勺子！
參考：許歡歡英語(yǔ)功夫
