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媽
Mom.
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咋啦
What?
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你在干什么呀
What are you doing?
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流點兒汗 鍛煉一下心肌功能
Squeezing in my cardio, working up a sweat.
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那很好 您能不能把汗流到PJ的三明治上
Okay. Well, can you sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?
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我要燃燒了
Gotta feel the burn.
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我要自己去買午餐了
Gotta buy my lunch!
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嘿 親愛的 親愛的
Hey, honey. Honey!
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咋啦
What?
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我要去上班了
I'm leaving for work.
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過來親我一下讓我走吧
come on, Give me a kiss.
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想親就來抓我呀
Catch me if you can.
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反正也親得夠多了 又不差這一次
I've kissed you enough already.
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看來這還真的是真理
Wow, I guess it's true:
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一日三餐中早餐最讓人操心了
Breakfast is the most disturbing meal of the day.
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等等 喂 喂 喂 鮑伯
Wait. Whoa whoa whoa. Bob, wait.
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有件事忘了跟你講
I forgot to tell you something.
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是你那梅爾叔叔 他之前打過電話
It's about your Uncle Mel... he called.
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我可不想聽這個
I don't wanna hear it.
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聽聽看嘛 他求我給你傳個話來著
Oh, come on! He begged me to pass on the message.
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那謝謝你 風很大 聽不見
Thank you, and now I'm going to pass on the message.
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梅爾叔叔是誰啊
Who's Uncle Mel?
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一個你永遠不會認識的人
Somebody you'll never know.
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他是你爸的叔叔
He's your father's uncle.
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得了 你連那個古怪的斯坦利叔叔
Okay, so you told me about Uncle Stanley
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給他家小貓織毛衣的事都告訴我了
Who knits sweaters for his cats,
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卻仍然不能告訴我誰是梅爾大叔嗎
But you didn't want to tell me about Uncle Mel?
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因為啊 泰迪 要是你對一個人的評價
Because, Teddy, if you don't have
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沒有任何一句好話時
Anything nice to say about someone,
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那還是對他一字不提的好
Then don't say anything at all.
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再說梅爾他就是個大傻子
And Mel's an idiot.
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好了 媽媽 快跟我講講這個梅爾大叔
Okay, mom, tell me about Uncle Mel.
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是這樣的 他跟你爸
Well, he and your father had
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有一段不堪回首的過去 這是我僅知道的
Some kind of falling out. That's all I know.
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難道我們就沒有辦法搞清楚嗎
Isn't there some way we can find out more?
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這可是自從啥時候開始 有關(guān)老爸唯一的囧事呢
This is the first interesting thing about dad since...
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好了 其實根本就是老爸這輩子唯一有趣的事兒
Well, this is the first interesting thing about dad.
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寶貝 相信我吧 我可是有過前車之鑒的
Honey, trust me. I've learned the hard way:
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看到任何有關(guān)鄧肯家的家庭倫理八點檔
When it comes to Duncan family drama,
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躲遠點吧
Stay out.
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那咱家還有沒有其他什么意外驚喜的親戚
Are there any other Surprise relatives
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你想要講給我聽的啊
you want to tell me about?
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沒啊
No.
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真的沒
No.
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生活搞得一團糟
Today's all burnt toast
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就要遲到 爸爸在叫
running late, and dad says
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我左腳的鞋子有沒有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe
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我閉上雙眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite
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跳上車子 放聲大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
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哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房頂上
There it is up on the roof
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我也曾這樣生活 我已經(jīng)順利走過
I've been there, I've survived
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所以聽取我的建議
So just take my advice
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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, baby,
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世界有很多瘋狂無奈
Things are crazy
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可是我知道你會有美好未來
But I know your future is bright
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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby
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不要懷疑
There is no maybe
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一切終會如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right
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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down
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可是請相信我 堅持就有好結(jié)果
But trust me, it comes back all around
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你會喜歡將來的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby
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查莉成長日記 第一季第十集
Good Luck Charlie S01E10 Take Mel Out to the Ballgame
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大好消息 媽媽 我現(xiàn)在開始喜歡小查莉啦
Great news, mom. I like Charlie now.
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是么 總算有這天啊 發(fā)生什么事了
Well, finally. What happened?
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我們剛才在公園 遇到一個攝影師
We were in the park and this photographer
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他認為咱家小查莉是他見過的最可愛的寶寶呢
Thought that Charlie was the cutest baby ever.
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他說要付一百塊請查莉當模特
He offered to pay her 100 dollars to use her as a model.
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天知道 除了會吐口水和拉便便之外
Who knew? She's actually good for something
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她還真的也有自己的強項呢
Besides drooling and pooping.
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沃爾特·魯珀攝影工作室
"Walter Louper photography.
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專門從事犬類貓類以及嬰兒照相
Specializing in dogs, cats and babies."
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沒門兒 我可不會用我家寶寶去賺錢的
Forget it. I'm not exploiting my baby.
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可我們又沒有狗或貓
But we don't have a dog or a cat.
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媽媽 考慮下吧
Mom, come on.
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這可能是查莉的絕佳星途的開始呀
This could be a big break for Charlie.
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PJ 查莉不會在你之前先去賺錢養(yǎng)家的
P.J., Charlie is not getting a job before you do.
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我也想 可是那攝影師沒有說要來給我拍照呀
Well, the photographer didn't offer to shoot me.
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哈 你又不是非得去做模特才算有工作的
Ha. You don't have to have a modeling job.
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什么活都能賺錢的 過來媽媽這里吧
Any job will do. Come here.
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哼 這種談話最后總會變成數(shù)落我的不是
Man, this conversation sure took an ugly turn.
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不管咋樣 我們都用不著這張名片了
Anyway, we will not be needing this.
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我早知道應該按著我的主張來辦
I knew we should've done it my way.
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你的主張是啥
What was your way?
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我們不要告訴老媽去拍照的事
We don't tell mom we're doing the photo shoot,
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直接去拍了然后把錢分贓了事
We go ahead and do it anyway and split the money.
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你什么時候想出這主意的
When did you come up with that?
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就在公園里啊
At the park.
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我是在那些女子越野隊經(jīng)過的時候告訴你的
I told you when The girls' cross-country team ran by.
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哦 想起來了
Oh, yeah!
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我們當時說了些啥
What were we talking about again?
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嗨 小查莉 泰迪姐在這兒呢
Hi, Charlie. Teddy here.
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看來有一個鄧肯家族的神秘人浮出水面啦
So it turns out there's a Duncan family mystery.
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是的 昨天我發(fā)現(xiàn)咱家有一位梅爾大叔
Yeah, yesterday I found out we have an Uncle Mel.
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我戴這個好看不
Does this look good on me?
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這個嘛 除非你把褲子套到臉上試試
Well, only if you pull your pants over your face,
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因為這根本就是條腰帶
because that is a belt.
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我們今天得去一下商場
We need to go to the mall today.
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你這兒都沒什么新衣物可以給我穿了
You don't have anything new for me to wear.
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好了 艾薇 我現(xiàn)在考慮的是
Okay, Ivy, I'm thinking about something
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比衣服要重要一點的事
a little bit more important than clothes.
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鞋子嗎
Shoes?
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是家族啦
Family.
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你真會搞笑 小泰
You're funny, T.
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聽著 我爸跟他的梅爾叔叔鬧不和
Okay, listen. Something went down between my dad and his Uncle Mel
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而我就必須搞清楚這中間到底發(fā)生了什么事
And I have to know what happened.
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這是什么
What is this?
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哦 這是之前我爸給我的信用卡
Oh, that's a credit card my dad gave me a while ago.
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居然到現(xiàn)在我才聽說這件事
And I'm just now hearing about this?
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好啦 那個只是為了以防萬一的
Well, it's for emergencies only.
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親愛的 我檢查過你的衣柜了
Honey, I've seen your closet.
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現(xiàn)在正是緊急狀態(tài)
It is an emergency.
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好吧 如果你陪我去養(yǎng)老院
Okay. Well, if you go to the rest home with me,
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那我就陪你去商場
I will go to the mall with you.
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可以 不過我要先警告你
Okay, but I have to warn you:
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我爺爺就在養(yǎng)老院
My grandpa was in a rest home
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那情況可磣人了 他就成天坐在那兒
And it was depressing. He'd just sit there
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抱怨為什么從來沒有人去看他
And complain about how nobody ever came to visit.
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最后我終于受不了 再也不去了
Finally, I just stopped going.
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我們蔭園療養(yǎng)院提供好幾種計劃可供選擇
We have several options at Shady Hills:
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有一年計劃 三年計劃 還有五
There's the one-year plan, the three-year plan and the fi...
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令尊多大年紀了
How old is your father?
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那也許你可以選擇按月續(xù)費的
You might want to go month to month.
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好的 再見
Okay. Bye-bye.
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歡迎光臨蔭園療養(yǎng)院 有什么可以效勞
Welcome to Shady Hills. How can I help you?
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我們來看望梅爾·鄧肯
We're here to see Mel Duncan.
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你們預約登記了嗎
Have you signed in?
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沒有啊
No.
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那你們是在等待一份正式邀請函嗎
Are you waiting for a formal invitation?
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沒有 我們剛到這兒 很愿意先登記一下
No, we just got here.We're happy to sign in.
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很榮幸 請吧
I'd be most honored.
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我給你們呼叫梅爾過來
Let me page Mel for you.
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梅爾 你有一個訪客
Mel, you have a visitor!
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居然有人來看我啊
Somebody here to see me?
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你好 梅爾叔公
Hi, Uncle Mel.
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我是你的侄孫女泰迪 是鮑伯的女兒
I'm your great-niece Teddy. I'm Bob's daughter.
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沒開玩笑吧 鮑伯生得出這樣漂亮的女兒
You're kidding. Bob made you?
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哦 是啊 我媽很靚的
Yeah, well, my mom's pretty hot.
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哦 這是我的朋友艾薇
Oh, this is my friend Ivy.
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你好 我老媽也很靚
Hi. My mom's hot too.
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好吧
Okay.
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喂 鄉(xiāng)親們 看看我的侄孫女
Hey, everybody, this is my niece...
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你剛才說你叫啥名字來著
What did you say your name was again?
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我叫泰迪
Teddy
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哦 是海蒂
...Hedy.
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（注：引發(fā)特洛伊戰(zhàn)爭的希臘美女）
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不不 是泰迪 泰迪
No no, Teddy. Teddy.
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真是個奇怪的名字
That's a weird name.
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不比海蒂奇怪吧
Weirder than hedy?
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這是我的侄孫女泰迪
This is my niece Teddy
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那么 你喜歡音樂嗎
And... do you like music?
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我很愛音樂啊
I love music.
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嘿 鄉(xiāng)親們 我的侄孫女要給大家唱幾首歌
Hey, everybody, my niece is gonna sing us some songs.
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我要唱嗎
I am?
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對的
Yeah
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艾薇 快幫忙
Ivy, help.
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嗨 各位父老鄉(xiāng)親
Hi, everybody.
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歡迎來到
And welcome to...
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來到這個我們現(xiàn)在呆著的房間現(xiàn)場
The room that we're in.
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首先 我們開場先來點
We're gonna start off with a little...
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大師你說呢
Maestro?
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我覺得我還會彈彈《故鄉(xiāng)親人》
I think I remember "Swanee River."
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那就《故鄉(xiāng)親人》吧
"Swanee River."
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沿著斯旺尼河而下
Way down upon the Swanee River
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旅程多么遙遠
far far away...
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我不記得歌詞了
I don't remember the words.
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自從三年級后我就沒彈過正經(jīng)的曲子
I only know the dirty ones from third grade.
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這條河的名字真是有趣呀
It's such a funny name for a river
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是我唯一能給的評語了 嘿嘿
And that's all I have to say, hey.
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好了 這首唱夠了 我們唱點別的吧
Okay, that's enough of that. Let's try something else.
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有要點歌嗎
Any requests?
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《故鄉(xiāng)親人》
"Swanee River."
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哎喲 天哪
Oh, boy.
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差不多都準備好了
It's almost ready to go.
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你們家的寶寶真是可愛
You've got a real cute baby there,
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是我見過的最棒的之一
One of the best I've ever seen.
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是啊是啊 你倒是帶足現(xiàn)金沒
Yeah yeah, did you bring the cash?
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我?guī)Я? 但我需要一個家長在這授權(quán)書上簽名
I did, but first I need a parent to sign this release form.
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沒問題
No problemo.
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問題來了
Problemo.
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當然了 老媽就在廚房呢
Sure. Mom is right in the kitchen.
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她在嗎
She is?
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她在的啊
She is.
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蓋比 不如你到廚房去
Gabe, why don't you go into the kitchen
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讓媽媽給我們簽個名
And have mom sign this for us?
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那么您是一位專業(yè)攝影師啰
So you're a photographer, huh?
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是呀
Yup.
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我十七歲生日的時候也得到了一個相機
Oh, I got a camera for my seventh birthday...
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后來我把它丟了
Then I lost it.
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好感人的小故事
Cute story.
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好了 這個給你
Well, here you go.
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你媽媽的字體還真 不錯啊
Your mom has very nice... Printing.
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我看 在我們開始拍攝前
You know, before we start the session
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我最好還是親自去和她談一談
I probably better go talk to her.
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相當不好的計劃
Very bad idea.
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那是為什么
And why is that?
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因為她現(xiàn)在情緒不佳
Because she's in one of her moods
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她現(xiàn)在想要更高的價了
And now she wants more money.
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是嗎 她要價多少啊
She does? How much?
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一百二十五塊
125 dollars.
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什么
What?
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可我們說好是一百塊的
But we agreed on 100 dollars.
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我跟這種大起大伏的
Walter, I've been riding
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情緒波動相處已經(jīng)十七年了
this rollercoaster for the past 17 years.
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就讓我來處理吧
Let me handle it.
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這次狀況真古怪
This is a strange situation.
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一般那些寶寶的媽媽們總是很渴望跟我見面的
The moms almost always want to meet me.
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這家的媽媽只想要錢而已
This one just wants her money.
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收拾走人吧 表演結(jié)束了
Pack it up. The show's over.
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啥 怎么回事啊
What? What happened?
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她想要你滾蛋
She wants you out.
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你不明白 我很趕時間的
You don't understand. I have a deadline to meet.
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我們必須趕緊弄完這事
We have to make this work.
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那好 也許你可以付她一百五十塊
Well, you might want to offer her 150 dollars.
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好吧 一百五就一百五 不過這是底線了
Fine. 150 dollars, but that's it.
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我再去說說情好了
Let me see what I can do.
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咱們可以開始變戲法啦
Let's make some magic.
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我小妹妹的名字是查莉
And my baby sister's name is Charlie.
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又是查理又是泰迪的
Charlie, Teddy...
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難道你爹連一個姑娘的名字都取不出來嗎
Didn't your dad know any girl names?
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說到我老爸啊
Speaking of my dad,
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你們倆之間到底發(fā)生了什么事呢
What exactly happened between you guys?
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你可不會想聽那種老八股的
You don't want to hear about that.
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其實我很想聽的
Actually, I do.
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你看啊 我們才剛見面
Well, look. We just met
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我個人比較希望先多了解一下別人
And I'd like to get to know someone
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然后才能跟對方說他老爸的壞話
Before I start saying bad things about their father.
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那好吧 我們就來加深彼此了解吧
Okay. Well, let's get to know each other.
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跟我說說你自己吧
Tell me about yourself.
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嗯 我熱愛棒球
Well, I love baseball.
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對了 今天有場比賽啊 你能帶我去不
Hey, there's a game today. Will you take me?
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跟我說說你的別的事好了
Tell me other things about yourself.
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哎呀 求你了 我都很久沒去看過什么球賽了
Oh, come on. I haven't been to a ballgame in forever.
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我可以用任何代價跟你交換
I'd give anything to go to one.
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你說今天就去哦
Well, today?
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我不知道啊 我已經(jīng)答應我朋友去
I don't know. I promised my friend...
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知道了 知道了 算了吧 謝謝
yeah yeah, fine, thanks.
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多謝你順便來我這里逛
Thanks for dropping by.
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二十年后再見吧 反正我會一直坐在這里的
See you in 20 years. I'll be sitting right here.
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小泰 你一定要嘗嘗這個
T. You've got to try this.
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這是啥
What is it?
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牛扒加土豆
Steak and potatoes.
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這地方的人能把世間萬物都榨成汁
They can blend anything in this place.
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好吧 艾薇 聽著
Okay, Ivy. Hey.
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你說咱們來給計劃小小變動一下怎么樣
What would you say to a little change in plans?
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我會喜歡這種變動嗎
Am I gonna like this change?
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變動計劃中包括我們趕緊離開這地方
It involves us getting out of here.
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我加入
I'm in.
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我們要去看場球賽
We're going to a ballgame.
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那我退出
I'm out.
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那好 那就繼續(xù)留在這里
Fine, then stay here.
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重新加入了
Back in.
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梅爾 來吧 我們出發(fā)了
Mel, come on, let's go.
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我們要去看球賽啦
We're going to the ballgame.
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去吃熱狗 太棒了
Hot dog! Sounds great,
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不過首先我們要過看護那一關(guān)
But first we've got to get past the warden.
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我去搞定她
I'll handle her.
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勞駕 我想申請今天下午帶梅爾出去轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)
Excuse me. I'd like to take Mel out for the afternoon.
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你滿十八歲了沒
Are you over 18 years of age?
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沒有
No.
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他死了沒
Is he dead?
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沒啊
No.
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請求不予批準
Request denied.
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別擋在桌子前面
Step away from the desk.
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謝謝您的寶貴時間
Thank you for your time.
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B計劃
Plan B.
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- 很好 - 行動
- Right. - Break.
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很抱歉 大爺
I'm sorry, dude.
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但這是為了日行一善
It's for a good cause.
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有個人滑出去了
We've got a roller!
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在我眼皮底下絕不允許
Not on my watch we don't.
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你玩得開心嗎 梅爾叔公
You having a good time, Uncle Mel?
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再棒不過了
The best.
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哦 真是太精彩了 孩子
Oh, this is terrific, kid.
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謝謝你帶我來
Thanks for bringing me.
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客氣
Yeah.
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那你看 之前你說過只要我們來看比賽
So listen. You said when we got to the game
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你就會告訴我關(guān)于 喔
You were going to tell me the story about... whoo!
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你和我爸之間的故事
...What happened between you and dad.
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過了這局再說
After this inning.
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又燙又辣的 大家讓讓
Hot stuff coming through.
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艾薇 艾薇 你這買的都是些什么
Ivy! Ivy, what is all this?
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誰讓你要把信用卡給我保管的
It's your fault for giving me a credit card.
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對啊 那是應急信用卡
Right. The emergency credit card.
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這些東西有的是可以應急的呀
Some of this stuff could be used in an emergency.
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是哦 除非我們會掉到一個巨大的泡沫鼻子里
Right, like if we run into a giant foam nose.
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看來他玩得很開心
It looks like he's having fun.
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是啊 多親切的老人家啊
yeah Such a sweet old guy.
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有誰會跟他鬧不和呢
Who could possibly have a problem with him?
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你這臭手
You stink!
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你算是球手還是跳芭蕾舞的啊
Are you a ballplayer or a ballerina?!
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我看到你就想吐
You make me want to puke!
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超超超巨星呀
<i>Su-su-superstar</i>
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她是大明星 遙不可及
<i>She's a star, going far</i>
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這就是你啊 超級巨星
<i>There you are, su-su-superstar</i>
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超級明星 跳起來吧
<i>Su-su-superstar, yeah, come on</i>
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從早到晚 完美行頭 貴婦裝扮
<i>Looks all right, ladylike, day and night</i>
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來吧 超級巨星
<i>Come on, su-su-superstar</i>
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超級巨星啊
<i>Su-su-superstar</i>
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一周七天 環(huán)球巡演
<i>Grooving the runway from Monday through Sunday</i>
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她出書上雜志 人們瘋迷她
<i>She wrote the book, got the look, on every magazine, love her</i>
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超級巨星 超級巨星 你天生就是啊
<i>Superstar, superstar, that's what you are</i>
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超超超級巨星 耶 一個超巨星呀
<i>Su-su-superstar, yeah, a superstar</i>
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耶 你生來就是超巨星呀
<i>Yeah, a superstar, that's what you are</i>
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超級巨星啊
<i>Su-su-superstar.</i>
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小心點 軟腳蝦 滑壘的時候當心臟了你的裙子
Careful, cupcake! If you slide, you might dirty your skirt!
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嘿 梅爾叔公 冷靜點 我們領(lǐng)先著呢
Hey, Uncle Mel, calm down. We're winning.
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是啊 暫時的 但不會維持多久
Yeah, for now, but it ain't gonna last.
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因為他們臭死了 就像陰溝里的垃圾
Because they stink! Like a sewer, they stink!
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喂 管好你家老爺子 他把我孩子都嚇著了
Hey, control your grandpa! He's scaring my kids.
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喂 你家小孩是垃圾
Hey, your kids stink.
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對不起 他不是那個意思
Sorry. He didn't mean that.
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我敢肯定你家小孩聞著可香了
I'm sure your kids smell awesome.
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好了 梅爾叔公 不如我們好好坐下來吧
Okay, Uncle Mel, why don't you just sit down
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吃根好吃又安分的熱狗怎么樣
And enjoy a nice, quiet hot dog?
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我愛吃熱狗 喂 臭腸子 吃我一根香腸
I'd love a hot dog. Hey, weiner, have a weiner!
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不要
No!
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你到底管不管他 不然我就自己動手了
Are you gonna do something about him or should I?
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好了 我說過我會自己處理的
Yeah, I said I'd handle it and it would be
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只要你不多管閑事就容易的多
a lot easier without your helpful suggestions.
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好啊 我現(xiàn)在來管管閑事
Oh, well, here's a helpful suggestion:
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把他帶出場 不然我就要趕你們出去了
Take him out of here or I take you out of here.
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哦 你會后悔說了那句話的
Oh, you shouldn't have said that,
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因為現(xiàn)在艾薇女王要出動了
'cause now Ivy's about to get out of her chair.
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小泰 拿著我的戒指
T, hold my ring.
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好了 我們就不能淡定些嗎
Okay, can we all just chill?
333
喂 落水狗們 好好瞧瞧這個
Hey, losers! Get a load of this!
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不要啊
No!
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天啊 我們上大屏幕了
Oh no, we're on the jumbo screen.
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我們快照完了吧
Are we almost done?
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因為再不結(jié)束的話 我們就要超時了
'cause if not, we're kinda getting into overtime.
338
那有什么問題嗎
Is that a problem?
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不是我們說了算
Not for us.
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不過老媽那邊不好過關(guān) 她會多算你錢的
But for mom. I think it's gonna cost you.
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跟我想的一樣 小弟
Exactly what I was thinking, little brother.
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我要去跟老板匯報一下
I'm gonna run this by the boss
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老媽 你干嘛來的
Mom. What are you doing here?
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我住這里的
I live here.
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但你現(xiàn)在本不該回來的啊
But you're not supposed to be back yet.
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是啊 我提早把事情做完了 我洗好了車
Well, I finished everything I needed to do... got the car washed,
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去買完雜貨 又去了銀行
Did the grocery shopping, went to the bank.
348
客廳里的閃光是怎么回事
What is that flashing coming from the living room?
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也許只是保險絲燒了 你大概應該去檢查一下
Oh, it's probably a fuse.You might want to check
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車庫里的電路盒
The fuse box out in the garage.
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快出去 別拍了
Get out! Shut it down!
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出什么事
What's going on?
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老媽在家了 她現(xiàn)在真的在家了
Mom's home. She's really home.
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快出去
Get out!
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這里在搞什么鬼
What's going on here?
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PJ 你想要接這招不
P.J, you want to take that one?
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不了 我還是接下一招好了
No, I'll take the next one.
358
我不敢相信你們對我陽奉陰違
I can't believe you two disobeyed me.
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哦 我可憐的小寶貝
Oh, my poor little baby.
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我喜歡這畫面 母女天倫
I love it... mom and baby.
361
聽著 別拍了 趕緊走吧
Look. Please stop. Just get out.
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但你倆在一起看上去美極了
But you look so good together.
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不 我說真的 出去
No, seriously... get out.
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很好 就像那樣
Perfect. Just like that.
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像這樣嗎
Like that?
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對
Yes.
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那再這樣偏一下頭怎么樣
And how about a little of this?
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很好
Great.
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等等 拍我這半邊更好看
Wait. Get my better side.
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哇 老媽 你真是天生做明星的料
Wow. Mom, you're a natural.
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就是 鏡頭感很好啊
Yeah, the camera loves you.
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你們兩個小子絕對是要被關(guān)禁閉了
You two are so grounded.
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之后警察很客氣地把我們請出去了
Then the police politely asked us to leave,
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就在那時梅爾叔公邀請他們一起去親吻
At which point Uncle Mel invited them to kiss something
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因為大家當時都被大屏幕照著呢
That had been on the jumbo screen.
376
（注：美國職棒大聯(lián)盟比賽不成文約定
當大屏幕轉(zhuǎn)到觀眾席 被照到的相鄰兩人必須親吻）
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呃 不錯 行了
Oh, good. All right.
378
現(xiàn)在你知道我為什么要叫你們離梅爾叔公遠點了吧
Now you know why I wanted you to stay away from your Uncle Mel.
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那家伙是個瘋子 特別是到棒球比賽場的時候
The guy's a maniac, especially when it comes to baseball.
380
是啊 我記住這條了
Yeah, that would've been useful information.
381
好了 趕快去睡覺吧
You know what? Just go to bed.
382
我真是不想再繼續(xù)這個話題了
I really don't want to talk about this anymore.
383
好吧 不過還有一件事
Well, there is one more thing
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是跟梅爾叔公有關(guān)的
I should tell you about Uncle Mel.
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又來 什么事啊
Yeah? What's that?
386
他就在客廳呢
He's in the living room.
387
什么
What?!
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你必須和他談談
You have to talk to him.
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不 我不要 不要 我跟他沒什么好說的
No, I don't. I don't. I've got nothing to say to him.
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這中間到底有什么曲折啊 為什么沒人告訴我
What is this all about, anyway? Why won't anybody tell me?
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因為是陳年的歷史了
Because it's ancient history.
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行吧 都過去了 大家都快忘了
All right? It's done.It's forgotten about.
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我已經(jīng)不介懷了 現(xiàn)在趕緊把那老屁蟲趕出我的房子去
I've moved on. Now get that old fart out of my house!
394
我馬上回來
Be right back.
395
爸爸說歡迎你來
So dad says welcome.
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他不想跟我說話 對不對
He doesn't want to talk to me, does he?
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好得很 我也不想跟他說話
Well, I don't want to talk to him either!
398
你可以告訴他 這是我說的
And you can tell him I said that.
399
去去就回
I'll be right back.
400
梅爾叔公說他愛您
Uncle Mel says he loves you.
401
真的嗎
Really?
402
梅爾大叔能說這話
Uncle Mel said that?
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對呀 他說的差不多就是這意思
Yeah, he said something like that.
404
離我到客廳去時都過去那么久了
It's so long since I've been in the living room.
405
好吧 他到底什么時候才能離開客廳
Well, when is he gonna leave the living room?
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夠了 梅爾叔公想徹底解決這件事
Okay, Uncle Mel wants to sort this thing out.
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也許你應該先開口啊
Maybe you should start.
408
我覺得他才應該先讓步
I think he should start.
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那我去去就回
I'll be right back.
410
老爸說他愛您
Dad says he loves you.
411
廢話
Hogwash!
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而且他覺得也許應該
And he thinks it would help
413
由你來告訴我這場宿怨的由來
if you told me what this feud was about.
414
你爸十歲的時候 我是他的棒球教練
When your father was 10 years old, I was his baseball coach.
415
喔 現(xiàn)在我明白了
Oh. Now I get it.
416
你那恍然大悟是啥意思
What's that supposed to mean?
417
好吧 我覺得您對于棒球是有點太激動太執(zhí)著了
Well, you get a little bit too excited about baseball.
418
我有話就直說
I share my opinions!
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不管怎樣 我給了他一些很有建設性的意見
Anyway, I gave him some constructive criticism...
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你說我揮桿像個娘們兒
You said I swung like a girl!
421
我那已經(jīng)是好話了 其實你揮桿就像個小寶寶
I was sugar-coating it! You swung like a baby girl!
422
嘿嘿 大家開始談話啦 這是個好的開始
Hey, we're talking. This is a start.
423
你在全隊面前羞辱我
You humiliated me in front sof the entire team.
424
我是想要幫你提升自己
I was trying to make you better.
425
那你怎么從來不對其他的孩子吼
Well, you didn't yell at any of the other kids.
426
因為我根本不關(guān)心其他的孩子啊 癡呆兒
Because I didn't care about any of the other kids, fathead!
427
哇 你聽到?jīng)]
Whoa. Did you hear that?
428
在他罵你癡呆之前
Before the fathead part.
429
他說他其實最在乎你了
He said he cared about you.
430
我想讓你變得更堅強
I was trying to make you tough
431
我猜
And I guess
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有時候我是太激動了
sometimes I got a little carried away.
433
對不起
I'm sorry.
434
我方得到一個道歉耶 嘿 老爸看你的
We have an apology. Hey, dad.
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呃 也許我有時候也確實太敏感了
Well, maybe sometimes I was a little oversensitive...
436
我也抱歉了
And I'm sorry.
437
人家還你一個道歉啦
And a return apology.
438
現(xiàn)在你曉得我們家在吵架之后會做什么嗎
Now you know what we do in this family after we fight?
439
我希望是大吃一頓
I'm hoping eat.
440
我們會擁抱彼此
We hug.
441
抱抱是娘們兒風氣
Hugging's for girls.
442
小娘們兒
Baby girls.
443
那真是
That's...
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我要去噓噓
I gotta tinkle.
445
大概二十分鐘后回來
Be back in 20 minutes.
446
就在那邊
Right over there.
447
過來
Come here.
448
你做得很好 孩子 謝謝你
You did good, kid. Thank you.
449
是吧 你們大家老是說什么
Yeah, well,you guys are always saying
450
家庭有多么的重要之類的
how important family is.
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是啊 是啊 確實很重要
Yes. Yes, it is.
452
他是不是走到儲物間里面去了
He just walked into the'?
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我怕是的
I'm afraid so.
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喂 梅爾 那邊不是洗手間
Hey, Mel, That's not a bathroom.
455
現(xiàn)在是了
It is now!
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好啦 小查莉 現(xiàn)在我在這兒等你和媽媽呢
Well, Charlie, here I am waiting for you and mom,
457
因為老媽說我一定要看看這個 不管是什么
'cause mom said I have to see this, whatever this is.
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我們來啦
Here we come.
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哎呀 看你們兩個美的
Look at you two!
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你們?yōu)槭裁创┏蛇@樣啊
Why are you dressed like that?
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呃 因為我們有個角色通告
Well, we had a casting.
462
是專業(yè)模特事業(yè)
In the professional modeling business,
463
這個就叫做試鏡了
That's what an audition is called...
464
一個通告
A casting.
465
那你倆現(xiàn)在算是專業(yè)模特了嗎
So you're a professional model now?
466
哦 別表現(xiàn)的太驚奇 泰迪
Oh, don't act surprised, Teddy.
467
我想大家都知道這一天遲早會到來的
I think we all knew this day was coming.
468
她現(xiàn)在是模特了
She's a model now.
469
如果我早知道贍養(yǎng)父母會這么難的話
If I knew raising parents was gonna be this hard,
470
我一定會縮手不干的
Never would've done it.
471
不過很快就會輪到你的責任了
But soon enough it'll be your turn
472
祝你好運啰 查莉
So good luck, Charlie.
473
四十年后
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我是PJ·鄧肯 來探望我家老頭老太太
P.J. Duncan, here to see my parents.
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嘿 媽媽
Hey, mom!
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我馬上就好 PJ
I'll be right with you, P.J.
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我正上課到一半呢 我們正要做推力運動
I'm in the middle of class. We're really gonna push it.
478
這次一定要碰到腳趾
We're gonna touch our toes.
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好 現(xiàn)在來摸腳趾頭
And touch your toes.
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或是摸到膝蓋也行
Or your knees.
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知道嗎 只要盡力而為就行了
You know what? Just do the best you can.
482
好的 現(xiàn)在我們來做下蹲
Okay, now we're gonna squat.
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好 蹲下 感覺到燃燒了嗎
Oh, take it down! Gotta feel the burn.
484
就像這樣
Here we go.
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哦 不
Oh, no!
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鮑伯 我又僵住了
Bob, I'm locked again.
487
鮑伯
Bob!
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唱《故鄉(xiāng)親人》
"Swanee River"!
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來吧 媽媽 我來扶你
Here, mom. I gotcha.
490
哦 謝謝你 PJ
Oh, thank you, P.J.
491
哦 對不起我來遲了 家人們
Oh, sorry I'm late, guys.
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從停車場走過來還真是好長的路啊
That was a long walk in from the parking lot.
493
這就是不常常做下蹲的后果
That's what happens when you don't do the squats.
