? ? ? 很久不聯(lián)系的一個寄宿家庭的媽媽,最近突然開始跟我聊天，我想著人家估計懷舊呢要跟我敘敘舊聯(lián)絡(luò)一下感情?？磥碓廴司夁€不錯啊，過了三年五年人家還惦記著我。周末聊了幾次，然后就開始問肉工作如何，我說還在找，她說要加油啊，然后說有沒興趣跟她做理財服務(wù)，畢竟咱專業(yè)學(xué)的也是finance。我很不好意思說咱學(xué)業(yè)不精，考試都是勉強(qiáng)過的。她說，“HEY, EVERYBODY NEEDS PRACTICE.”說大家一起合作建設(shè)一個團(tuán)隊開展市場一起賺錢，說我性格開朗適合是做市場 ……哇，聽著這些美好藍(lán)圖把我開心的，我說，“好啊，只要肯帶我，我一定努力，我不怕吃苦”。然后又問我家羊羊有沒有興趣啊，CPA有經(jīng)驗的做起來順手，說做審計的心思細(xì)膩負(fù)責(zé)實際業(yè)務(wù)，但是要考個什么執(zhí)照。我說“理財服務(wù)還要考執(zhí)照啊”，“是啊，我現(xiàn)在正在備考”。聽起來可信度好高，況且她本身和羊羊就是同行，也是做審計的，感覺是個靠譜的事。羊羊本來也是每個月都研究一下買股票還是國債，雖然錢不多，一個月哪怕是幾百塊錢也要做一個謹(jǐn)慎的投資。積少成多。如果這個理財服務(wù)的兼職真的可以做，每年收取一定的年費(fèi)幫助不懂理財?shù)娜颂峁├碡敺?wù)，只要做得好，客戶都是長久購買這個服務(wù)，大家雙贏多好。?

? ? ?羊羊還在下班路上呢，我這就高興得跟他打電話問他有沒有興趣。羊羊說我開車呢，等我回家說 。然后一回家就問“你那個家媽是不是給你推銷MLM”， “什么是MLM” “Multiple Level Marketing， I have all these people around me that trying to lure me into this. So annoying” “I will ask her if this is what she is talking about” “Yeah, ask her what’s the name of the company” “She said she doesn’t know what is MLM” “Hmm, ask her the group name”” World Financial Group”羊羊馬上在谷歌輸入，結(jié)果公司名字都沒有完全打出來，跳出來的關(guān)鍵詞就一堆SCAM，我一看也是暈了。我是小白好騙就罷了，但是拉羊先生這種做了十年CPA的人入伙是不是有點(diǎn)太自信了?！癝ee, told you” “I have no idea she is trying to sell this stupid scam to us” “Well, I thought you said she is smart” “She is doing the same job as you before as auditor”。“Well, I just thought she is smarter than that” “She said one of her friends introduced this business to her” “Of course, they always start with your friends and families, all the scams in the world works the same way” “Well, too many people believe that they can just make money by sitting at home” “Anyway, told her ‘thank you’ but we are not interested it”.?

? ? ?完了就和她說羊羊沒興趣，她就說我本來就是找你的，不找他，我們自己聊就好?！拔疫€是比較相信他的判斷”“你這是被他管著死死的啊”“沒有啊，分工明確而已。生活上的事吃啥用啥買啥統(tǒng)統(tǒng)我做主，工作上哪個好哪個適合我哪個可以嘗試他拿主意，畢竟面試招人這事他干了好幾年看人還是有眼光的, 我也很相信他的判斷力”“你LG厲害啊” “：）” 后來問羊羊，“她說你管我管的死死的，是嗎？”“What? Now she just want to make a fight between us because she couldn’t sell her stupid scam to us? ”“well, I told her I believe you and it has nothing to do with that” “That’s what sales person do, they just want to push the person that protect you away from you so they can sell their stupid shit to you. I thought you said she was a nice person so I didn’t want to make her awkward and only said ‘’thank you but no’. Now she is trying to induce a fight between us, that’s so evil. I can’t believe that” “Whatever, it’s not working and we are not fighting”。然后羊先生很生氣的說這些搞傳銷的人都是這樣，以為別人是傻子，發(fā)現(xiàn)你身邊的人阻止你成為傻子后就開始挑撥離間你和你身邊的人讓你們互相吵架然后他們就有機(jī)可乘。我說哇你怎么這么腹黑把人想這么壞啊，他說你以為這種事在公司遇到的還少么尤其你管著好多項目客戶都想來敲你墻腳跟你推銷這個推銷那個，他現(xiàn)在隔著幾千里都能聞到對方是不是scam，我說你這簡直了，咱家哪里還需要養(yǎng)狗狗啊，養(yǎng)你就好啊，然后他一臉可憐的說難道我不是嗎，每天家里的剩飯都是誰吃的。好吧，下次我少做點(diǎn)。做的再少你都非得剩一點(diǎn)在碗里，你媽不是說了你這都是習(xí)慣了，以前你家的貓和狗都是這樣給你養(yǎng)的， 額……以下省略一萬字