If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman?

If you don't, you are not a man?

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying?

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'?

If you don't you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring?

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing?

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy?

If you don't, you are a dull boy?

If you are jealous, she says it's bad?

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her?

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her?

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way?