看這本書最歡樂的地方就是看媽媽如何花式調(diào)侃親兒子，以下這個(gè)對(duì)話發(fā)生在崔娃為了約會(huì)第一次捯飭自己的頭發(fā)后，媽媽的反映。不知道為什么看到這段，我腦補(bǔ)出來的是Sex education里小黑的很無辜的表情。

“Ooooooh! They turned my baby boy into a pretty little girl! I’ve got a little girl! You’re so pretty!”

“Mom! C’mon. Stop it.”

“Is this the way you’re telling me that you’re gay?”

“What? No. Why would you say that?”

“You know it’s okay if you are.”

“No, Mom. I’m not gay.”