M:There is nothing to tell,he just some guy I workwith.

J:c’mon ,you’re going out with the guy!There’s gottabe something wrong with him!

C:So does he have ahump?A hump and ahairpiece?

P:Does he eat chalk? Just ,’cause I don’t want her togo through what I went through with Carl

M:okay,everybody relax,This is not even a date.justtwo people go out to eat dinner and not having sex.

C:sounds likeadate to me.

----------------------at a cafebar

C:Alright ,so I’m back in high school,I’m standing inthe middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked.

All: oh ,yeah ,Had that dream.

C:Then I look down,and I realize there’s a phone

J:Instead of…? That’s right.

ALL:Never had that dream,

C:ALL of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.And itturns out it’s my mother which is ver very weird because she never calls me.

R:This guy says hello,I wanna kill myself.

M:Are you ok,sweetie

R:I just feel like someone reached down my throatgrabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.

M:Carol moved her stuff out today.Let me get you somecoffee.

R:no no don’t,Stop cleansing my aura! No,just leave myaura alone,okay?

Really,everyone,.I hope she’ll be very happy.

M:no ,you don’t

R:no,I don’t,to hell with her, she left me!

J:And you never knew she was a lesibian..

R:no ,okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?She didn’t know,how should I know?

C: sometimes I wish I was a lesbian,did I say that outloud?

J:alright, ross,look, you’re feeling a lot of painright now.

Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joint.

Ra:I just went to your building and you weren’tthere,and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here.and you areyou are.

Staff:Can I get you some cofff ? M:DE-caff

----Introduce Rachel to everybody

M:so you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for fourwet bridesmaids?

RA:ok,well,it started about a half hour before thewedding,I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents and I waslooking at this gravy boat.this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all ofa sudden,(sweet in lo?,) I realized that I was more turned on by this gravyboat than by Barry, And then I got really freaked out.And that’s when it hit me,howmuch Bary looks like Mr Potato Head. Y’know ,I mean,I always knew lookedfamiliar.but…Anyway,I just had to get out of there.

I just wandering,why am I doing this,and who am I doingthis for?

So anyway I just didn’t know where to go,and I knowthat you and I have kinda drifted apart.but you’re the only person I knew wholived here in the city.

M:Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.

RA:ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue.

-----Rachel used telephone to talked with herfather,the others all watching TV

C:oh,she should not be wearing those pants.

J:I say push her down the staris.repeat…

RA:it like all of my life,everyone has always told me,you’re a shoe!

And today j just stopped and I said,what if I don’twanna be a shoe?

What if I wanna be a puse,y’know? Or a- or a hat? No,I’mnot saying I want you to buy me a hat,I mean I am a hat.It’sa metaphor,daddy!

R:You can see where he’d have trouble.

RA:look,daddy,it’s my life,well maybe I’ll just stayhere with Monica.

M:well, I guess we’ve established who’s staying herewith Monica…

RA:well,maybe it’s my descion,maybe I don’t need yourmoney.Wait!!wait,I said maybe.

M:just try to think of nice calm things

-----Phebe sang a lot and Rachel felt better

M:Okay,look,this is probably for the best,y’know.Independence,Takingcontrol of your life.

J:and hey,you need anything, you can always come tojoey.me and chandler live across the hall and he’s away a lot.

M:what,like there’s a rule or something?

C:Please don’t do that again,it’s a horrible sound.

----paul the wine guy dating with monica today

C:oh,this is a dear diary moment.

R:Anyway, if you don’t feel like being alonetonight,joey and chandler are coming over to help me put together my newfurniture.

Yes,and we’re very excited about it.

Ra:well ,thanks,but I think I’m just gonna hang outhere tonight.it’s been kinda a long day.

---the guys in ross home

R:I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the sidethings,using a bunch of these little worm guys.i have no brackety thing,I seeno whim guys what so ever,and I can’t feel my legs.

C&j:done with the bookcase! All finished.

--------monica dating with paul

Paul:I guess I should have caught on when she startedgoing to the dentist four and five times a week.i mean,how clean can teeth get?

M:My brother’s going through that right now,he’s sucha mess.How did you get through it?

Paul:well,you might try accidentally breaing somethingvaluable of hers,I went for the watch.

-----Joy,C,R in ross home

R:you konw what the scariest part is？what if there's only one woman for everybody,y'know?

i mean what if you get one woman and that's it?

unfortunately in my case,there was only one woman for her!

J: that's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you,let me tell you something,ross,there's ?lots of flavors,there's rocky road,and cookie dough,and bing,cherry vanilla,

you could get with jimmies,or nuts,or whipped cream! ? This is the best thing that ever happened to you! ? welcome ?back to the world,grab a spoon

R: ?I ?honestly don't know if i'm hungry or horny

C:stay out of my freezer!

R: do you know how long it's been since i've grabbed a spoon? Do the words Billy,don't be a hero mean anyting to you? you konw,here the thing, ?Even if i could get it together enough to ask a woman out,who am i gonna ask?

-------------Eating breakfast

RA: Isn't this amazing? i mean, i have never made coffee before in my entire life

J:while you are on a roll,if you feel like you have to make a western omelet or something...Although actually i'm really not that hungry.

-----------paul out from monica's room in the morninging

J:That wasn't a real date? what the hell do you do on a real date?

M:Shut up,and put my table back.

C:All right,kids, i gotta get to work.if i don't input those numbers,it doesn't make much of a difference

RA:wow, would i have seen you in anything?

J:i doubt it,mostly regional work.

M:oh,wait,wait,unless you happened to catch the Rerun's production of Pinocchio

C:look,gippetto, i'm ?a real live boy

J:i will not take this abuse.

C:you're right ,i'm sorry! Once i was a wooden boy ,a little wooden boy...(he sang and jumped outside..hahahaha )

RA:I ?can see that,you look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

-------------Monica ?work

群演：are you kidding? i take credit for paul.you know before me,there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

---------------in caffee car

R:i assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than "to get you into bed"

M:you can't live off your parents your whole life

RA:i know that,that's why i was getting married.

P:give her a break,it's hard being on your own for the first time.

i remember when i first came to this city,i was fourteen,My mom had just killed herself,and my step-dad was backin prison. and i got therre, and i didn't know anybody.And i ended up living with this albino guy who was like cleaning windshields outside port authority.,and he killed himself. And then i found aromatherapy. So believe me, i know ,exactly how you feel

RA cutted all credit card by 剪刀

M：welcome to the real world,it's sucks ,but you gonna love it!