Sarah Silverman: A speck of dust

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As you can see, how beautiful she is, she is definitely the dream type of me. But after you hear the way she talks, she will know she is like an Aquarius, you love her but you will never understand her.

I love her voice and the rhythm she's telling the jokes. She made jokes about her recently laser hair removal, which is new vocabulary to me, awesome.

And she joked about how picky people think about Jew based on FACTs, that's hilarious. And she described squirrels can't find corns they hide, only two out of every ten they can discovered, haha.

And the most funny one is that she told a true story about her sister, who went to bathroom after a wild party.

She went to bathroom and felt like vomiting with only t-shirt and underwear. While she was vomiting, she felt someone tucking down her underpants. But she was vomiting so hard, she couldn't turn around to see who was there. And finally she finished vomiting, and she dared to turn around to see, and found out nobody was there, because it was she had been shiting herself, hahaha, the was really a great joke I heard recently, I gotta remember it and share to friends :)

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