1.怪誕小鎮(zhèn)第一集開場
My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mable.
You maybe wondering what we are'er doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable
horror.Rest assured,there's a perfectly logical explanation. Let's rewind!
It all begins when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called gravity falls,Oregon,to stay at our great-uncle"s place in the woods.
/There's a goat on my bed. ? ? you can keep chewing on my sweater/My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. ? ??
And then was our great uncle-stan. Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the Mystery shack.The real mystery was why anyone came.And guess who has to work there. ??
It look like it was gonna be the same boring routine all summer until one fateful day……
1. 人魚Merman跟姐姐講述自己為什么會被困在泳池的經(jīng)過：
“ I was swimming with my friends，the mighty dorphines.
? ?In the gulf of Mexico , I was ensnared. ?The cargo was headed for gravity falls.
? ?Using all my strengths, I tried to escape back home, but it was not to be.
? ?I would have died of dehydration, were it not for the kindness of the forest animals."
2. Grandpa Stan講述自己年輕時候的失戀經(jīng)歷：
-Her name was Carla McCorkle. Carla “HOT PANTS”?McCorkle. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? -Me and Carla baby cut a rug (搖擺舞) together at the juke joint, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?our favorite 50's themed 1970s diner. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? -Then one day, this ?new aged tree-hugger （嬉皮士）starts playing this transcendental hippie music.Carla's hot pants turned into bell-bottom （喇叭褲）before I even knew what happened. ? ? ?-My memories get a little hallucination at the end, but you get the gist.
3.?Grandpa Stan講述自己變堅強(qiáng)強(qiáng)壯的成長經(jīng)歷
He is a loser ,He is weak,I just want to get rid of it.yeah, those are all things people said about me when I was a boy.It was terrible.I was the biggest wimp on the playground.So one summer my pop signs me up for boxing lessons.
And it was even worse than the schoolyard ! You know, at the time,I thought my pop was trying to torture me.But wouldn't you know it?The old man was doing me a favor all along.So you see,That's why I'm hard on Dipper.To toughen him up.So when the world fights,He fights back.
/Do you think it's actually working? ? ? He's really coming along.When push comes to shove,I'm actually proud of him/
4.From Rick and Morty : Morty的爺爺奶奶玩3P……
“My parents are coming over for the first time in years.Can we stow the gadgets(收拾好電子產(chǎn)品) and look alive.The holiday is about humanity.”-----Morty‘s dad
? ? ? ?uh, the way we see it,he's part of the family.After your father's brush with cancer and losing your uncle, we looked at life and wondered, how we have spent it and how do we spend the rest of it?what are we going to be when we die? A list of fears and questions or a collection of real experience.
Your mother and I have shared 40 years of each other, mind,body and soul.And when minds and souls joined for eternity and when eternity is at door.It is an invitation to let go of body, and an opportunity to share and experiment.
