以下是和六歲兒子一些有趣的生活對話，不時想起來，覺得蠻有意思。
Kiss 吻
“Mummy, could you please stop kissing me? “
“媽咪，你可不可以不要親我了？”
“Why? I love kissing you”
“為什么？我就愛親你?！?/p>
“ I am a big boy now. I don’t like kisses from girls in public, it is embarrassing.”
“我是大男孩了，我不喜歡被女孩子在大庭廣眾下親吻，真羞死人了?！?/p>
“ But I am mummy, not other girls.”
“我是媽媽啊，我不是其他的女孩子?！?/p>
“ you are still a girl. “
“但你也是女孩子。”
“But I would like to kiss you good bye when I drop you to school.”
“可是媽媽送你上學(xué)，說再見的時候希望親你一下啊?！?/p>
“You are so sooky, mummy. How about I fly you a kiss then? “
“媽咪，你真是粘人。算了，以后我給你個飛吻吧？”
“I fly you a kiss, blow it to you , and you just catch it with your hands…"
“我給你個飛吻，吹到你那里，你用手接住，接好了……”
Wedding photo結(jié)婚照
“Mummy, where were I when you and daddy got married? How come I am not in the photo ? “
“媽咪，你和爹地結(jié)婚時我在哪里？為什么結(jié)婚照里沒有我？”
“Where do you think you were?”
“你認(rèn)為你在哪里呢？”
“I don’t know, I must be in your belly, I guess….”
“我不知道啊，我恐怕在你肚子里面藏著吧………”（這不是污蔑我未婚先孕？？）
“No ,you are not, you are in my plan …..” I laughed.
我笑了：“哪有啊，你在我的計劃中……”
Fur Elise鋼琴曲《致愛麗斯》
“Mummy, I decided I am not going to play Alla Turca for the Music Matinee”
“媽咪，我決定學(xué)校演奏會上不彈《土耳其進(jìn)行曲》了，我要彈《致愛麗斯》?！?/p>
“Why, you play very well and it sounds really nice. “
“為什么？你彈的不是很好嗎？“
“ I love Fur Elise better now, it is so，so emotional and romantic …….“
“我更喜歡《致愛麗斯》，它太，太感人了，太浪漫了“
“Emotional ? Romantic? Do you understand Beethoven’s emotions and feelings behind this piece?
“感人？浪漫？你確定你明白貝多芬這個曲目后面的情感嗎？“（我心想：六歲小屁孩懂什么，還要演繹愛情曲目？？還懂浪漫？？）
“Oh, I love it, Elise must be a girl, so Beethoven must be in love! “
“噢，我愛這首曲子，愛麗斯是女孩，貝多芬肯定愛上了她！“
I will play it emotionally. So emotional, I love it, it touches my heart!
“我會充滿感情的彈，太感人了，我太喜歡了，這首曲目觸動心弦！“
（我暈，六歲小孩是不是太成熟了？？）
Girlfriend 女朋友
“ Mummy, Elliot has a girlfriend, I saw them holding hands in the car yard!”
“媽咪，艾略特有女朋友了，我在停車場看到他們牽手了！“
“Oh really? Elliot is a big boy now. “
“噢，真的？艾略特是大男孩了?！?/p>
“Mummy, I have many girlfriends……”
“媽咪，我有很多女朋友……”
“Seriously? Do you know what girlfriend mean? “
“不會吧？你知道什么是女朋友嗎？”
“She is a girl and she is my friend, that is a girlfriend, easy! “
“那就是:她必須是一個女孩，她還是我的朋友，這就是女朋友，很簡單啊！”
Boys don’t play with girls 男孩不跟女孩玩
“Hey Isaac, who do you want to invite to your birthday party?”
“小辰，你的生日會準(zhǔn)備邀請誰呢？”
“ Only boys, I want a boys party.”
“只邀請男孩，我要一個男孩的派對?！?/p>
“Why?”
“為什么？”
“ Girls are sooky and weak, boys don’t really like playing with girls, they just like dolls“
女孩子好難纏，愛委屈。女孩子只喜歡玩洋娃娃，男孩子們不喜歡和她們玩?！?/p>
“Mummy, have you heard this:”
“媽咪，你聽過這個順口溜嗎？
“Boys are strong, like King Kong； girls areweak, chunk them in the creek!”
“男孩強(qiáng)壯像金剛，女孩柔弱，丟小溪里去?！?/p>
“That’s mean! “
“你們太壞了！“
“Anyway, girls are too much trouble. “
“算了，反正女孩就是麻煩?！?/p>
Saving up 存錢
“Mummy, can I save up?”
“媽咪，我可以自己存些錢嗎？“
“Sure you can, I have a list of jobs for you to do and a price list. You could clean the toilets, polish the shoes, wash the cars …..”
“當(dāng)然可以啦，我給你開個家務(wù)活清單和對應(yīng)勞務(wù)費。你可以去刷馬桶，擦鞋，洗車……“
“Do I only get 50 cents to polish shoes ? Can I please have 1 dollar?
“擦一雙鞋只給五毛錢嗎？可以給一元錢嗎？“
“ No, daddy will do it for free if you don’t want to do it.”
“不給，爸爸擦鞋是免費的，你愛擦不擦。“
“Mummy, you are a slave driver, daddy said it ….”
“媽咪，你真是個奴隸主……爸爸說的……”
Show and Tell演講展示課
“ Mummy, Could you please help me with a PPT about Egypt for my show and tell tomorrow?”
“媽咪，我需要你幫助我做個PPT，關(guān)于埃及的，明天我要演講?！保ㄎ倚南耄愕酶殘鼍⑺频?，每周都做PPT。）
“ Come on, you are only 6 , you don’t always need a PPT for show and tell. “
“行了，你才六歲，不是每次演講都需要PPT的?！?/p>
“ But this is a presentation, do you understand what presentation means?”
“但這是演示，媽咪，你明白做一個演示意味著什么嗎？”
“ Just bring a book to show the class, Okay?“
“難道你不可以帶一本關(guān)于埃及的書去班上講嗎？”
“ No mummy, I need a PPT so I can use Miss Naomi ‘s multimedia board, otherwise why would we have this technology? Don’t forget to find some pictures of Cleopatra, mummy!”
“不可以，媽咪。我需要一個PPT，我要用老師的多媒體演示屏幕。不然，我們教室的演示屏幕是不是浪費了？媽，不要忘了我需要一些埃及女王的圖片！”
It is hard to be a mummy in 21st century, I am a wife, a mummy, a cook, a gardener and secretary, driver,amazingly good at multitask!
當(dāng)代媽媽不容當(dāng)啊，我是一個妻子，母親，廚師，園丁，秘書，司機(jī)，關(guān)鍵是還要擅長于一專多能，痛并快樂著。
