Learning Simple Math (076)

A: Alright, children, let’s review. Tommy! Pay attention!

B: Sorry Miss Kadlec.

A: Okay, Crystal, now tell me, what’s four plus eleven?

C: Um...fifteen!

B: Miss Kadlec always asks Crystal; she’s such a teacher’s pet.

A: Okay...and what about fifty six minus sixty?

C: Um... negative four!

A: Very good... twelve times twelve?

B: Very good. Suck up.

C: One forty four!

A: Zero divided by one?

C: Zero!

A: How did you know that? Okay, smarty pants, the square root of two!

B: Bet you’re not going to get that one, know-it-all.

C: Um...one point four one four two one three five...