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至尊寶把重傷的紫霞抱在懷里?！拔业囊庵腥耸莻€(gè)蓋……”還未說完紫霞就死去。痛失摯愛的孫悟空傷心不已，耳邊響起觀音大士的話：
孫悟空，我要再提醒你一次,金箍戴上之后你再也不是個(gè)凡人,從此人世間的情欲不能再沾半點(diǎn)。如果動(dòng)心這個(gè)金箍就會(huì)在你頭上越收越緊,苦不堪言!
“還好我戴上了金箍，原來她的意中人是個(gè)gay。”
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“說好了一輩子就是一輩子,少一天，少一個(gè)時(shí)辰，少一分，少一秒，都不算一輩子?！?/p>
“那現(xiàn)在呢？”小樓瞇著眼問。
“現(xiàn)在？當(dāng)然算一輩子了?！?/p>
“蓋好，別著涼?！?/p>
蝶衣嬌羞地把頭埋入他的懷中。
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“for you，a thousand times?over.”
“one more time？”
“no，it’s over it.”
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Rose：no，Jack，I am engaged,I love carl.
Jack: you jump,I jump,remember?
Rose：ok！
Rose died.
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Léon:Mathilda...Don't?you?ever?do?that?again or I will break your head...you got that?
Mathilda：Okay.
Léon：I don't work like that. It's not professional...There is rules.
Mathilda：Okay.
Léon：And stop saying"okay" all the time! Okay??!!!
Mathilda：Okay.
說明：
本文并無惡意，作者亦鐘意Leslie多年，為免誤會(huì)，特此說明。
