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嗨 Charlie 我是Teddy
Hi, Charlie. Teddy here.

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還有Ivy
And Ivy.

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現(xiàn)在你已經(jīng)十一個(gè)月大啦
So you're 11 months old now

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一件意義重大的事情即將發(fā)生
and something really big is about to happen to you.

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你就要邁出你人生的第一步了
You're about to take your very first steps.

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這將是自你第一次會(huì)拉出成型的便便后
This is your biggest milestone

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又一個(gè)最重要的里程碑
since your first solid poop.

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好了 放松點(diǎn) 我又沒把那段錄下來
Okay, relax. I didn't get it on video.

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好吧 你又是我最好的朋友了
Okay, you're my best friend again.

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總之 我希望能把你走第一步路的樣子給錄下來
Anyways, I wanted to capture your first steps on tape

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可是每次當(dāng)我把鏡頭對(duì)準(zhǔn)你的時(shí)候
but every time I put the camera on you,

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我只看到了這個(gè)
all I see is this.

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等啊
Wait.

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等啊
Wait.

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等啊
Wait.

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什么也沒發(fā)生
And nothing.

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拍你拉便便的時(shí)候也是這樣的
Same thing happened with the poop.

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生活搞得一團(tuán)糟
Today's all burnt toast

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就要遲到 爸爸在叫
Running late,and dad says

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我左腳的鞋子有沒有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe

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我閉上雙眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite

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跳上車子 放聲大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud

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就在這里 我們的家
There it is up on the roof

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我也曾這樣生活 我已經(jīng)順利走過
I've been there, I've survived

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所以請(qǐng)聽取我的建議
So just take my advice

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寶貝 不要放棄 世界有很多瘋狂無奈
Hang in there, baby, things are crazy

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可是我知道你會(huì)有美好未來
But I know your future is bright

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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby

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不要懷疑
There is no maybe

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一切終會(huì)如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right

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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down

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可是請(qǐng)相信我 堅(jiān)持就有好結(jié)果
But trust me, it comes back all around

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你會(huì)喜歡將來的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be

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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby

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查莉成長日記 第一季第四集
Good Luck Charlie S01E04 Double Whammy

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孩子們 孩子們 快過來 快來看
Girls, girls, come here. Check it out.

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看看我以前的錄像帶
It's an old video of me.

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你們家錄像帶可真多
Lots of videotaping in this family.

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你們真夠自戀的啊
You guys sure do like yourselves.

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這是我曾經(jīng)在南城高中的光輝歲月
It's from my old glory days back at south high.

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不是吧 D太太 你在我們學(xué)校念過書
No way, Mrs. D. You went to our school?

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不是 是你們?cè)谖业膶W(xué)校念書
No, you're going to my school.

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哇 哇 我出場(chǎng)了
Whoa whoa, there I am--

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我扮的學(xué)校吉祥物
The school mascot.

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那只大綿羊就是你嗎
You were that big sheep thing?

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那不是綿羊 是只公羊
Not a sheep. A ram.

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威米震震羊
Rammy the Wammy.

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開始了
Here it is--

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我聞名遐邇的威米震震舞
My famous wammy wiggle.

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聽聽那些觀眾們的反響 他們可喜歡我了
Listen to the crowd. They love me.

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是啊 肯定的
Well, sure.

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人人都愛會(huì)跳舞的綿羊
Everybody loves a dancing sheep.

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再說一次
Again,

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那是只公羊 它長著角呢
It's a ram. It has horns.

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看起來確實(shí)很有意思 媽媽
It sure looks like a lot of fun, Mom.

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你真的這么想嗎
You really think so?

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當(dāng)然了
Yeah yeah.

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難道你覺得我只是為了讓你高興
Do you think I'd say something like that

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而故意這么說的嗎
Just to humor you?

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我真高興你這么說
I'm so happy to hear that

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因?yàn)檫@周就要舉行吉祥物選拔賽了
Because they're holding mascot tryouts this week.

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可是 媽媽 你都扮過威米了
But, mom, you've already been wammy.

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干嘛還要再去參加選拔呢
Why would you try out again?

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我說是讓你去啊
I'm talking about you.

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拜托告訴我“你”指的是Ivy
Please tell me "You" Is Ivy.

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想一想吧 Teddy
Think about it, Teddy.

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你會(huì)成為史上第一只威米二世
You would be the first ever second-generation wammy.

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自打你剛生下來我就夢(mèng)想著這一刻了
I've been dreaming about this since you were born.

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根據(jù)網(wǎng)上的資料 綿羊也是可以長角的
According to the internet, sheep can have horns.

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聽著 我不想給你施加任何壓力
Look, I don't want to put any pressure on you.

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你自己做主 你不用為了我這么做
It's your decision. You do not have to do this for me.

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• 我不用嗎 - 不用
• I don't? - No.

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你是為了我們這么做的
You'll do it for us.

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• 嘿 - 你在干什么呢
• Hey. - What are you doing?

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和Teddy一起看我以前的威米錄像
Watching all my old wammy videos with Teddy.

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Teddy呢
Teddy?

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你要錯(cuò)過精彩的部分了
You're missing all the good parts.

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我胡說什么呢 整個(gè)錄像都是精彩部分
What am I saying? They're all good parts.

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除了這一段
Except for this one.

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還記得這段嗎 Bob
Remember this, Bob?

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噢 我怎么可能忘呢
Oh, how can I forget?

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那天晚上北城高中的野蠻人把放倒你了
The night the north high barbarian took you down.

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噢
Oh!

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我討厭那家伙
I hated that guy.

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即使對(duì)于一個(gè)野蠻人來說 他都稱得上混蛋
Even for a barbarian, he was a jerk.

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你還記得那群北城高中的流氓們
You remember the time those goons from north high

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抓著你去兜風(fēng)嗎
grabbed you, took you on a little joyride?

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那是每只威米羊最恐怖的噩夢(mèng)啊
Every wammy's worst nightmare.

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知道嗎 我看不下去了
You know what? I can't even watch it.

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就算現(xiàn)在看還是太痛苦了
It's too painful even now.

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噢 等等 這段不錯(cuò)
Oh, wait, this is a good part.

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過來 孩子們 你們會(huì)喜歡這段的
Come here, kids. You're gonna love this.

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認(rèn)出那個(gè)人了嗎
Recognize that guy?

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那是PJ嗎
Is that PJ?

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不是 是我
Nope, that's me.

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你是說那個(gè)一頭金發(fā)的瘦子是你
You mean that thin guy with a full head of hair is you?

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沒錯(cuò)
Yep.

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那也就是說
So that means

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我上了年紀(jì)后就會(huì)像你這樣
I'm gonna look like you when I get old.

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噢 我從25歲之后就不再像錄像中那樣青春了
Oh, I stopped looking like that when I was 25.

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那我豈不是只有八年的時(shí)間了
But that's only eight years from now.

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趁你還年輕時(shí)好好享受一下吧
Enjoy it while you got it.

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如果我是你 我會(huì)盡早結(jié)婚的
If I were you, I'd marry young.

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你在這里干什么
What are you doing in here?

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逃離客廳 她現(xiàn)在在看什么
Not being out there. What tape is she up to?

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第三盤 “面具背后的威米”
Volume three, "Wammy behind the mask."

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爸爸 她想讓我參加選拔
Dad, she wants me to try out.

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噢 老天 我就知道會(huì)有這么一天
Oh, boy. I knew this day was coming.

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但是我不想去扮吉祥物
But I don't want to be a mascot.

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否則我會(huì)成為學(xué)校最大的笑柄 你得幫我擺脫這個(gè)厄運(yùn)
I'll be the biggest dork in school. You gotta help me out here.

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• 你想要我怎么做 - 你就不能和她談?wù)剢?/li>
• What do you want me to do? - Can't you talk to her?

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好啊 沒問題
Yeah, okay.

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我會(huì)和她談的 親愛的 等到我有膽量告訴她
I'll do that, honey, right after I mention

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她穿她最喜歡的褲子看起來很胖之后
that her favorite pants make her look fat.

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• 誰看起來很胖 - 我媽
• Who looks fat? - My mother.

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嘿 我們幾乎是同時(shí)結(jié)束的
Hey, we almost ended at the same time.

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那是因?yàn)槲业袅艘恢还拈?br> Only because I dropped one of my sticks.

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你注意看Charlie了嗎
Did you see Charlie?

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她簡直是在盡情搖滾啊
She was totally rocking out.

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• 她很了不起吧 - 她還好啦
• Is she amazing or what? - She's okay.

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還好 你什么意思
Okay? What is that supposed to mean?

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你們總是沒完沒了地說
You guys are always going on and on

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Charlie是個(gè)超級(jí)寶寶
about what a super baby charlie is.

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伙計(jì) 你得看看我的侄子Mason 他才算超級(jí)寶寶
Man, I got a nephew mason. Now that's a baby.

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Mason有什么了不起的
What's so great about Mason?

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隨便舉個(gè)例子 他是個(gè)玩躲貓貓的絕頂高手
Well, for one thing he's a stud at peek-a-boo.

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拜托 Charlie閉著眼睛都能玩躲貓貓
Come on, Charlie can play peek-a-boo with her eyes closed.

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躲貓貓本來就得閉著眼睛
That's how you play peek-a-boo.

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他還會(huì)什么
What else you got?

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還有 Mason爬行快得不可思議
Well, Mason's an incredibly fast crawler.

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沒有Charlie快 她快得像只貓
Not as fast as Charlie. She's like a cat.

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Mason晚上和一只兔子一起睡覺
Mason sleeps at night with a rabbit--

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不是毛絨兔 而是只他抓到的真兔子
Not a stuffed one, one that he caught.

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那么你認(rèn)為Mason更快
So you think mason's faster.

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我認(rèn)為Charlie更快
I think charlie's faster.

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只有一個(gè)辦法來一判高下
There's only one way to settle this.

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你敢不敢參加寶寶賽跑
We challenge you to a baby race.

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噢 我接受你的挑戰(zhàn)
Oh, it is on.

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你會(huì)后悔的
And you're gonna be sorry

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因?yàn)镸ason和“比賽”這個(gè)詞都能押上韻
Because mason rhymes with racin'.

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我們?cè)敢赓€上一把
We'll take our chances.

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與此同時(shí) 你也許想好好看看這個(gè)
In the meantime, you might want to take a good look at this,

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因?yàn)檫@就是你和Mason將會(huì)看到的
Because that's all you and mason are gonna be seeing.

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我不敢相信你會(huì)來參加威米羊的選拔
I can't believe you're trying out for wammy.

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我們友誼的指導(dǎo)思想
The whole idea behind this friendship

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就是你得讓我變得更受歡迎
was for you to make me more popular,

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而不是更不受歡迎
Not less popular.

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拜托 別緊張 我說過我必須得參加選拔
Okay, relax. I said I had to try out.

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我可沒說我一定要好好表現(xiàn)啊
I didn't say I had to do well.

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好了 各位 威米選拔賽開始了
All right, people. Time for wammy tryouts.

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• 首先出場(chǎng)的是Teddy Duncan - 我就是Teddy
• First up, Teddy Duncan. - I'm Teddy.

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Amy Duncan的女兒
Daughter of Amy Duncan,

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Amy可是這所學(xué)校史上第二出色的威米羊
The second finest wammy this school has ever seen.

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• 誰是最出色的 - 近在眼前
• Who was the first? - You're looking at her.

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我們開始吧
Let's do this thing!

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好了 Duncun 讓我來幫你設(shè)定一下場(chǎng)景
All right, duncan, let me set the scene for you.

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球隊(duì)還落后八分
The team is down by eight.

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你得讓觀眾活躍起來
You need to get that crowd jazzed up.

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現(xiàn)在讓我看看你有什么能耐
Now give me what you got!

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來吧 觀眾們 活躍起來
Come on, crowd, jazz up.

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我一點(diǎn)活躍的感覺都沒有
I am not feeling that.

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下一項(xiàng) 你跳舞水平怎么樣
Moving on. How's your dancing?

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你自己看看吧
You tell me.

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這是什么玩意兒
What was that?

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這個(gè)叫做形意舞
That was interpretive dancing.

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這一小節(jié)叫做“春日”
That piece was called "Spring Day."

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我還能給你跳“全球變暖”
I can also show you "Global Warming"

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還有“哇 狗”
Or "Dogs Wow!"

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舞蹈水平 先打個(gè)問號(hào)
Dancing-- question mark.

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打個(gè)問號(hào)
Question mark?

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把問號(hào)拉直成感嘆號(hào)吧
That stuck, exclamation point!

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好了 Duncan 還有一項(xiàng)
All right, duncan, one more thing.

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拿起那面旗子去煽動(dòng)觀眾
Take that flag there and fire up that crowd.

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那面旗有問題
There's something wrong with that flag.

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Duncan 這也太可怕了 一塌糊涂
Duncan, that was absolutely terrible, all of it.

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沒關(guān)系 我知道你要說什么
It's okay. I know what you're gonna say.

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恭喜你 威米
Congratulations, wammy.

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但是我很遜啊
But I was awful.

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是啊 但是你是唯一一個(gè)來參加選拔的
Yeah, but you're the only one who tried out.

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比賽時(shí)見了
See you at the big game.

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真是不敢相信
I can't believe this.

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好了 放個(gè)馬后炮
Well, in hindsight,

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我想我們真該注意到
I guess we should have noticed

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根本沒有別人來這兒的
that nobody else was here.

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嘿 Gabe 幫我個(gè)忙
Hey, Gabe, do me a favor.

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幫我看一下我的后腦勺
Check the back of my head.

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我看起來像快要禿頭了嗎
Does it look like I'm going bald?

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呃 我真忍不住說是啊
Well, it's tempting to say yes,

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所以是的
So yes.

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你說真的
Seriously?

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不是
No.

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你的頭發(fā)很濃密而且仍舊一副蠢樣
Your hair is as full and stupid-looking as ever.

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謝謝
Thank you.

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你是一個(gè)好弟弟
You're a good brother.

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這就是你叫我下樓的原因嗎
Is this why you wanted me to come down here?

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不是 到訓(xùn)練Charlie參加寶寶賽跑的時(shí)間了
No, it is time to train Charlie for the baby race.

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Charlie
Charlie?

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我以為參加寶寶賽跑的意思是
I thought the baby race was gonna be

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你和Emmett穿著尿布去賽跑呢
You and Emmett in diapers.

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現(xiàn)在我失去興趣了
Now I've lost interest.

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好了 螺旋寶寶
Okay, turbo baby,

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讓我們看看你有什么本領(lǐng)
Let's see what you've got.

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看起來我還得再下點(diǎn)工夫啊
Looks like I've got a little work to do.

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她回來了
There she is.

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嗨 媽媽
Hi, mom.

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嗨 威米
Hi, Wammy.

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噢 Covington女士給你打過電話了
Oh, did Miss Covington call you?

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沒有 是學(xué)校網(wǎng)站上刊登的消息
No, it's on the school website.

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已經(jīng)登了 那里沒放我的相片吧
Already? There's not a picture up of me, is there?

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現(xiàn)在放上了
There is now.

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我剛剛傳了一張上去
I just sent one in.

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而且我為你準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大驚喜
And I've got a big surprise for you.

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我在我退出前最后一個(gè)賽季就開始保存了
I kept it at the end of my last season.

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它已經(jīng)在后面的雜物棚里呆了二十年
It's been sitting in the back of the shed for the last 20 years.

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我已經(jīng)迫不及待地想把它戴到頭上了
Then I can't wait to put it on my head.

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來吧
Come on.

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從這里戴上 女兒 我們有好些活兒要干了
Get it on there, girl. We've got some work to do.

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Teddy 你看起來真美
Teddy, you look so beautiful.

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這里面聞起來像腋窩的味道
Smells like armpit in here.

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我知道 你會(huì)習(xí)慣的
I know. You'll get used to it.

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好了 我要教你一些我扮威米的招牌動(dòng)作
Okay, I'm gonna teach you some of my signature Wammy moves.

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你要扭得很起勁 女兒
You gotta hit it hard, girl.

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現(xiàn)在你要保持節(jié)奏一致
Now you gotta keep in rhythm.

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最吸引人的就是威米羊強(qiáng)勁的扭動(dòng)
And the best way to do that is with the Wammy wiggle.

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五 六 七 八
A-five, six, seven, eight!

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現(xiàn)在我們要在已有的舞步上增加一些動(dòng)作 你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎
Now we're gonna build on that move. You ready?

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我們要開始鼓動(dòng)了 要像這樣跳起來
We're gonna get our steam up. It goes like this.

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呼 噢呼 噢呼
Whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo.

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不 不 親愛的 你忘了扭動(dòng)身體
No no, sweetheart. You lost your wiggle.

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如果你試著去鼓動(dòng)但忘了扭動(dòng)身體
If you try to get your steam up without the wiggle,

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你看起來只會(huì)像一個(gè)笨蛋
You'll just look like a fool out there.

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我當(dāng)然不想讓這種情況發(fā)生
Sure wouldn't want that to happen.

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下一步我想讓你在空中跳躍
Next I want you to jump up in the air

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而且你降落時(shí)手臂必須擺成一個(gè)很大的W字
And you gotta land with your arms forming a big "W".

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你看起來真可愛
That's really cute.

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不 不 不 Teddy 訣竅是手肘
No no no, Teddy. It's all in the elbows.

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你不是萎米 你不是蝦米
You're not Vammy. You're not Hammy.

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你是大威米
You're Wammy!

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好了 姑娘 你試試
Okay, girl, you do it.

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現(xiàn)在深掘內(nèi)心 燃燒你的小宇宙吧
Now dig deep and let your fire fly!

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我不能做這個(gè)
I can't do this.

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你當(dāng)然可以 你只是需要練習(xí)
Sure you can. You just gotta practice.

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威米不是一天建成的
Wammy wasn't built in a day.

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不是 我不想做這個(gè)
No, I don't want to do this.

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什么
What?

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我不想當(dāng)蝦米或者萎米或者威米
I don't want to be Hammy or Vammy or Wammy!

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我不干了
I quit.

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嘿 你對(duì)你媽媽做了什么
Hey, what did you do to your mother?

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我告訴她我不想扮威米
I told her I didn' want to be a Wammy.

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我只是對(duì)她坦誠而已
I was just being honest with her.

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坦誠 你在想什么
Honest? What are you thinking?

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她感覺怎么樣
How's she taking it?

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不好
Not well.

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她戴著威米頭躺在床上
She's lying in bed with her Wammy head on,

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用紙巾堵她的鼻孔
Stuffing tissues up her snout.

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我不知道
I don't know.

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也許在你們上學(xué)時(shí) 當(dāng)威米是件很酷的事
Maybe being Wammy was cool when you guys were in school...

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你是在開玩笑嗎 它從來都沒酷過
Are you kidding me? It was never cool.

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你媽媽只是不知道這一點(diǎn)
Your mom just didn't know that.

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她怎么會(huì)不知道這個(gè)呢
How could she not know that?

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難道她高中四年都戴著那個(gè)巨大的威米頭嗎
Did she spend all four years of high school wearing that giant head?

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威米是她畢業(yè)年鑒上的形象
It was her yearbook picture.

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聽著 Teddy 如果你不去參加那個(gè)比賽
Look, Teddy, if you don't go to that big game

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威米羊就不會(huì)出現(xiàn)了
There's gonna be no Wammy,

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而這會(huì)傷透你媽媽的心
And that is gonna break your mother's heart.

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爸 我只是不想讓人看起來笨頭笨腦的
Dad, I just don't want to look stupid.

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聽著 僅僅因?yàn)槟愫ε伦约嚎雌饋肀款^笨腦
Look, you're gonna let your mom and everybody at school down

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你就要讓媽媽和學(xué)校的每個(gè)人失望嗎
Because you're afraid of looking stupid?

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是的 謝謝你的理解
Yes, thank you for understanding.

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親愛的 我不會(huì)告訴你應(yīng)該怎么做
Honey, I'm not gonna tell you what to do.

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但你要記住
But just remember,

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有時(shí)候正確的決定
Sometimes the right decision

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看起來會(huì)像錯(cuò)誤的決定
Can feel like the wrong decision.

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而艱難的決定可能是最佳抉擇
And the hard decision can be the best decision.

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但是好的決定
But the good decision...

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噢 拜托 去扮威米吧
Oh, come on, please just be Wammy!

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嗨 威米 這是去哪兒啊
Hey, Wammy. Going somewhere?

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去過北城高中嗎 因?yàn)槲以谙?br> Ever been to north high? 'cause I was thinking

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我們可以帶你到那里參觀參觀
We could all take a little trip.

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它要發(fā)動(dòng)攻擊了 抓住它
It's about to charge. Get it!

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噢 這真是有史以來最棒的惡作劇
Oh, this is the greatest prank ever!

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好了 讓我們看看今年哪個(gè)傻帽扮的威米
All right, let's see what nerd is wearing the costume this year.

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老兄 這個(gè)威米還真老
Dude, Wammy's old.

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威米一點(diǎn)都不老 威米都是四個(gè)孩子的媽了
Wammy is not old. Wammy had four kids.

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我沒有看見她 你媽不在里面
I didn't see her. Your mom's not in there.

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我真不敢相信
I can't believe it.

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她是我做這種蠢事的唯一原因
She's the only reason I'm doing this stupid thing.

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那好 讓我們離開這里吧
Well, let's get out of here.

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Duncan 體育館在這邊
Duncan, the gym's this way.

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讓我好好地看一看你
Let me look at you.

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不是你 是威米 把頭戴上
Not you... Wammy. Put on the head.

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噢 你看來來真像你媽媽
Oh, you look so much like your mother.

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該你上了
Showtime!

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我就在你后面 T 我會(huì)挺你的
I'm right behind you, t. Got your back.

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先生們 讓你們的寶寶預(yù)備好
Gentlemen, start your babies.

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開始
Go!

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他們這就起跑了
And they're off!

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噢 看這里 Mason 多好吃啊
Oh, look, Mason. Yummy yummy.

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快來拿蜜桃醬吧
Come to the peaches.

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到媽媽這里來 到媽媽這里來
Come to mommy. Come to mommy.

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Mason暫時(shí)領(lǐng)先 Charlie在后面奮起直追
Mason got the early lead. Charlie's bringing up the rear.

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看看我的寶寶 他爬得毫不費(fèi)力
Look at my boy go. He's barely breaking a sweat.

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先到中點(diǎn)線的是Mason Charlie緊隨其后
At the halfway mark it's Mason, followed by Charlie.

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快點(diǎn) Charlie 你能做到的
Come on, Charlie. You can do it.

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臨近終點(diǎn) 仍舊是Mason領(lǐng)先
Coming down the home stretch. It's still Mason in the lead.

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快點(diǎn) Charlie 現(xiàn)在是最后的機(jī)會(huì)了
Come on, Charlie. It's now or never.

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冠軍是
And the winner is...

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我家的Charlie
Charlie!

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我的天 Charlie 你剛剛走出了你的第一步路
Oh my gosh! Charlie, you just took your first steps.

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今兒個(gè)不是你的幸運(yùn)日 Mason
Not your best day, Mason.

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剛剛出了什么問題
What went wrong out there?

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當(dāng)我們學(xué)會(huì)走路后 我們會(huì)回來的
We'll be back when we learn how to walk.

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你能載我回體育館去嗎
Can you please take me back to the gym?

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不行 在比賽結(jié)束前都不行
No way. Not till the game's over.

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好吧 那你能載我回家嗎
Okay, can you take me home then?

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我根本不在乎比賽 小子
I don't even care about the game, guys.

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北城高中 南城高中 有什么區(qū)別
North High, South High... what's the difference?

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只有一個(gè)區(qū)別
Only one thing...

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• 北城高中萬歲 - 對(duì)
• North High rules! - Yeah!

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對(duì) 伙計(jì)
Yeah, baby!

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好了 無所謂了
Okay, whatever.

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聽著 如果我們要一直這么兜幾小時(shí)的圈子
Look, if we're gonna drive around in circles for hours,

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• 我能至少上個(gè)廁所嗎 - 你不能憋一憋嗎
• Can I at least use the bathroom? - Can't you hold it?

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我生過四個(gè)小孩 我打噴嚏的時(shí)候就會(huì)小便
I've had four kids. I pee when I sneeze.

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惡心
Gross.

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靠邊停車
Pull over.

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謝謝 你真是個(gè)紳士
Thank you. You're such a gentleman.

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南城高中萬歲
South High rules!

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安全第一
Safety first.

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大公羊要沖了
Ram on the lam!

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你盯著我的禿頭看
Staring at my baldness

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也不會(huì)防止你自己以后變禿
Ain't gonna stop your baldness.

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我只是不敢相信那種事會(huì)發(fā)生在我的身上
I just can't believe that's gonna happen to me.

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你能別光關(guān)注于它的缺點(diǎn)嗎
Would you stop focusing on the negatives?

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• 想想它的好處 - 什么好處
• Think about the positives. - Like what?

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你會(huì)有很多棒球帽收藏品
You're gonna have a large baseball cap collection.

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你會(huì)省掉很多洗發(fā)水的錢
You're gonna save on shampoo.

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而且你可以用洗發(fā)水省來的錢
And with the money you save on shampoo

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買更多的棒球帽
You can buy more baseball caps.

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Teddy出場(chǎng)了
Here comes Teddy.

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那是我的死黨
That's my best friend.

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威米是我的死黨
Wammy's my best friend.

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威米 威米 威米
Wammy! Wammy! Wammy!

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嗯 Charlie 看起來我們倆今天都嘗試了新的東西
Well, Charlie, looks like we both took baby steps today.

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你第一次走路
You walked for the first time

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而我做了一件開始時(shí)不想做 但最后喜歡做的事
And I did something I didn't want to do and wound up liking it.

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而我希望你也會(huì)喜歡 因?yàn)?br> And I hope you like it too, because...

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你也要開始你的征途啰
You are aready on your way.

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威米 好彩喲
Wammy jammy!

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好運(yùn) Charlie
Good luck, Charlie.

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快點(diǎn) PJ 我們上學(xué)要遲到了
Come on, P.J. We're gonna be late for school.

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快下樓
Get down here.

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好的 我來了 淡定
Alright, coming. Chillax.

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噢 噢 不
Oh, oh, no.

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噢 不 這真的發(fā)生了
Oh, no. It's happening.

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不 我還沒準(zhǔn)備好
No,I am not ready.

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不
No.

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• 做惡夢(mèng)啦 - 是啊
• Bad Dream? - Yeah.

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哦 嘿 這是我爸給我的第一個(gè)棒球帽
Oh, hey. Here's the first one my dad gave me.