1.Nobody in a movie ever uses a toilet. Ever. Unless it's a comedy.

電影當(dāng)中，沒有人會(huì)上廁所。從來沒有，除非是在喜劇當(dāng)中。

2.If you get shot in a movie, you can carry on fighting by tearing off part of your shirt and tying it around the wound.

如果在電影當(dāng)中受傷了，你會(huì)從自己的襯衫上撕下一塊布，包好自己的傷口，之后繼續(xù)戰(zhàn)斗。

3.If you are in a movie in France, the Eiffel Tower will be visible in the back of every shot.

如果故事發(fā)生在法國(guó)，那么埃菲爾鐵塔會(huì)出現(xiàn)在每一個(gè)場(chǎng)景當(dāng)中。

4.If there is a helicopter in a movie, it will expolde. It just will.

如果電影當(dāng)中出現(xiàn)了一架直升飛機(jī)，它肯定會(huì)爆炸。它就是會(huì)爆炸！

5.If you shoot a car in a movie, it will explode into a high flame ball.

電影當(dāng)中，如果你朝一輛汽車開槍，這輛汽車會(huì)炸成一團(tuán)火光。

6.If there is a fight in a movie between the main guy and a load of baddies, they will came at him one by one in an orderly fashion. so he can deal with them。

如果電影里出現(xiàn)主角與一群人的打斗場(chǎng)景，這群人會(huì)有秩序的一個(gè)一個(gè)和主角對(duì)打。這樣的話，主角就可以打敗他們了。

7.Cool guys never look at the explosions they have caused。

酷人從來不會(huì)回頭看自己引起的爆炸。

8. Anyone who has been shopping for food in a movie, will have a paper bag containing at least one piece of french bread。

電影里，如果有人買東西的話，他一定會(huì)用一個(gè)紙袋，里面至少放著一條法國(guó)面包。

9.In the movies, every police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club。

電影當(dāng)中，警察辦案總會(huì)去脫衣舞夜總會(huì)。

10.Nobody uses a mouse in a movie. You can make the computer do stuff by smooshing away at the keyboard。

沒有人會(huì)用到鼠標(biāo)。你可以通過敲擊鍵盤完成所有的事情。