Animals should definitely not wear clothing…

Because it would be disastrous for a porcupine,

because a camel might wear it in the wrong places,

because a snake would lose it,

because a mouse could get lost in it,

because a sheep might find it terribly hot,

because it could be very messy for a pig,

because it might make life hard for a hen,

because a kangaroo would find it quite unnecessary,

because a giraffe might look sort of silly,

because a billy goat would eat it for lunch,

because it would always be wet on a walrus,

because a moose could never manage,

because opossums might wear it upside down by mistake, and most of all, because it might be very embarrassing.