I bought it when I was hoping to marry a man called Frank,

although it turned out Frank wasn’t much of a man. (Starts to cry)

Oh Denise, never mind. Have you seen Tom anywhere?

Over there… trying to earn his… bonus.

(slurring speech)… great bubbly… so, have I told you about our plastic fruit… you’ve got to buy some… please?

It’s ok, no thanks… will you excuse me?

How about you, darling? Are you in the market for a plastic lemon?

Tomato? Kumquat? No? Why not! Oh, I need more champagne.

(calling across the room) Tom, Tom. I think you’ve drunk too much.

You shouldn’t mix business with pleasure.

Anyway, it’s too late now, you’re not going to get you bonus.