Some Irish advice:

-Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

-Everything will be all right in the end. If it’s not all right, it’s not the end.

-As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

And it’s not whether the glass is half full or half empty. The point is the glass is refillable. Enjoy the craic tomorrow, every one.