原文：The close door button in most elevators doesn't actually work; it's just there to give impatient people something to press, and I've been that person more times than I'd like to admit.

譯文：大多數(shù)電梯里的關(guān)門(mén)鍵其實(shí)沒(méi)用，只是為了讓沒(méi)耐心的人有個(gè)東西可按，而我就是那個(gè)人，次數(shù)多到不愿承認(rèn)。