2022年8月23日 1集

Tell her she's not marriage material.告訴她不是結婚的料

I can't believe i rolled an eight. That was so unlikely.居然真的是8，真是太不可能了

We've been on the road for six hours.you've been asleep for 5 and a half.我們開了6小時，你就睡了5個半小時

We're switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back.到下一站就換手，你給我一路開回去

That will be your punishment you greedy sleeper.這是對你的懲罰，貪睡鬼

This is the world's worst hangover.這是全世界最慘的宿醉

2022年8月29日 2集

I can't have another failed marriage.我不能再加一次失敗的婚姻

Nobody cares about this expect you.只有你自己在意

2022年8月30日 3集

I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.我沒有嘲笑你也沒有嘲笑你的漂亮的客房

This whole apartment thing is a nightmare.找房子真是噩夢

I was gonna be homeless. You've just saved me. you're my hero.我差點就流落街頭，你救了我，你是我的英雄

Because he knows we enjoy the silliness.因為他知道我們喜歡傻氣

I've been back and forth.我也在搖擺不定

2022年8月31日 4集

Why don't you lift up your shirt？你為什么不掀開你的衣服呢？

We're just celebrating that he got his health insurance back.慶祝他的醫(yī)?；謴土?/p>

5集

I'm not leaving here until i get one.沒有辦成我絕對不走

You've done a lot of stupid stuff too.你也干過很多蠢事

2022年9月3日 6集

I figured that $1500 would cover him for a few months.我想一千五應該夠他活幾個月

I don't hurt his pride.不傷害他的自尊

Give me a chance to win my money back.給我翻本的機會

No one can beat me.不可能有人能打敗我

I lose the two most important things in my life.我卻失去了人生中兩樣最重要的東西

i don't wanna live with her anymore.但是我不想和她一起住了

You are so mean to each other.你們對對方好壞

She leaves me notes on the mirror.她會在鏡子上留言給我

When i fall asleep on the couch after reading.我在沙發(fā)上看書看到睡著

She covers me over with a blanket.她會幫我蓋毯子

2022年9月6日 7集

Oh my god you almost gave me a heart attack.我差點兒被嚇出心臟病

I'm gonna put it back exactly where i found it.完全恢復原狀

2022年9月8日 9集

How you got three women to marry you. I'll never know.真不知道你怎么能騙到三個老婆

It's snowing out there?外面在下雪嗎

It's making me look at him totally differently我對他完全改變了看法

2022年9月29日 10集

Why is everybody using these tiny little lights nowadays?現(xiàn)在為何都只用小燈泡了

I remember when people used big lights我記得以前都用大燈泡啊

Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about 圣誕節(jié)的意義不在于完美的圣誕樹

It’s about being with loved ones而在于與所愛的人一起

Now it feels like Christmas 這些才像圣誕節(jié)嘛

I can see why that’s hard to resist 難怪你無法抗拒

I like her so much I’m sorry she doesn’t feel the same 我喜歡她，可惜她對你沒感覺

It’s just like I dreams it跟我夢想的一樣

When is this gonna air?什么時候播出

Birds have a good sense of direction 鳥類的方向感很好

I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present 但是我想看她收到禮物的表情

I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine她一定也想看我收到禮物的表情

New year’s eve is only two weeks away 距離除夕只有兩個星期

2022年10月31日

I came over here to tell you guys 我就跑來告訴你們

We are a couple of couples我們是成雙又成對

You want to know where I got it?你想知道我從哪兒買的嗎

She didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row 她不想連續(xù)兩個晚上都陪你們

I’m telling you she has such a good eye for this stuff 她對這種東西真的很有眼光

You have such a great sense of what I need 你清楚我的需求

I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior 我只是要過去向你們道歉

The right person is waiting for you.那個對的人正在等你

I'm not sure if we have the time.我不確定有時間

I'd really like it if we could be friends.我很希望能跟你們成為朋友

2022年12月4日 12集

You're just not as easy going as her.你只是沒有她那么好相處

she's just more flexible and mellow她比較有彈性 比較圓滑

Whenever you want to go is cool.你想去哪兒就去哪兒

Why didn't you tell us you work here?你為什么不告訴我們你在這兒工作

A smile goes a long way.微笑能讓你無往不利

I'm sorry that seat's saved.抱歉，這個位子有人

I'm sorry this seat is taken.這個位子有人

I believed you were saving this seat for someone.我以為你在幫別人占位子

You have to decide whose joke this is.你來決定這個笑話是誰的

Don't try to sway her.不要想左右她

I'm your only chance to have a baby.只有我能讓你生小孩

I would never snap at you like that.我絕對不會像那樣兇你

The joke sucks笑話爛透了

You're passionate.你很熱情

It's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend.你不找我當女朋友也沒有關系

So i went anyway. and he fired me.但是我還是去了，他就炒我魷魚

He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you've been working here two days?他大白天出去處理私人事情把一個剛工作兩天的員工留下顧店？

He can have his job back.他可以繼續(xù)打工

Glad we got that all straightened out.很高興我們把事情都說明白了

2022年12月5日 13集

He's not used to women being so forward.他不太習慣女人這么主動

I don't need a tissue.我不需要面紙

I'm the only daughter that Dad is proud of.我是唯一讓老爸驕傲的女兒

She should be able to do what she wants to do.她有她的行動自由

This is the worst thing that could've ever happened to me.這真是我這一生最悲慘的遭遇

I have to say you are a much bigger person than i am.不得不說 你真的比我大方多了

This is where he and i are meeting for our date.我跟他的約會就在這兒

14集

He is on a date with my sister.他跟我妹在約會

You will never believe what just happened.說了你一定不信

I can't believe you did this to me.你居然這樣對我

You had me doubting my fashion sense! 你害我懷疑我的穿著品味

Why are you so jealous of me?你為什么老是這么嫉妒我？

I really need somebody to talk about it.我很需要找個人談一談

Shame on all of you! You re disgusting. 你們很無恥，惡心死了！

Maybe we should give them some privacy.也許我們應該回避一下

I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us.我不知道我們以后會如何

I don't even know what to say.我都不知道該說什么了

2022年12月6日 15集

You should stop by and say hi.你要不過去打個招呼吧

I may have no money. but i still have my pride.我窮歸窮，但骨氣還是有的

You look terrific! so do you.你好漂亮，你也是

You are so sweet to notice.你真貼心居然注意到了

My chest hurts.我的胸口在疼

I was a total jerk. completely over the line.我太混蛋了，太過分了

There shouldn't be all rules and restrictions.不該有任何規(guī)則和限制

2022年12月8日 16集

I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.我只是在等完美的對象

That's what this ring stands for.這就是這枚戒指的意義

Surprise! Look who's back 驚喜，看看誰回來了

I've made a lot of cash for this company 我替這家公司賺了很多錢

I'm having another heart attack.我的心臟病又發(fā)作了

17集

You sure there's no studies i can participate in?真的沒有我能參加的項目了嗎？

I sensed is was you.我感覺到是你

Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals.快來倒數(shù)你最愛吃的食物吧

A couple of questions.我有一些問題

That's why I'm here.所以才來找你

2022年12月15日 18集

It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester!你這學期的成績給得很大方哦

I'm not in the mood to be hit on right now.我現(xiàn)在沒有心情被搭訕

But if you give me your number, I'll call you some other time.不過要是你給我電話，我改天會打給你

What's more important? what people think or how you feel? 哪個比較重要，別人的看法還是你的感覺

You gonna follow your heart.你得忠于你的內心

19集

I don't feel that way about you.我對你沒有感覺

I'll be with you in one moment.我馬上就好

Put too much pressure on us.給我們太多壓力

I think you misunderstood what i was saying.你誤會我的意思了

They are sitting on the couch and talking.他們正坐在沙發(fā)上聊天呢

I'm a little embarrassed.我有點兒尷尬

I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.我只是去放松一下跟朋友們玩一玩

2022年12月16日 20集

21集

I know nothing about technology.我對科技一竅不通

I'll give you one chance to change my mind.我給你個機會來改變我的看法

I've never done anything like this before.我以前沒做過這種事兒

I left my keys here somewhere.我把鑰匙掉在這兒了

2022年12月17日 23集

That's exactly what my dad used to say.跟我爸說的一模一樣

24集

Before i met you. i had really little life.認識你之前，我的人生微不足道

Being you is finally gonna pay off.養(yǎng)兵千日用兵一時

25集

Letting you go was the stupidest thing i ever did.放棄你是我所做過的最蠢的事兒

I mean we have had a deal for years.我們早就有約好了

Actually i thought about you a few months ago.我兩個月前還想到你

I need to be someone who wants the same things that i do.我需要一個目標相同的人

I never thought i would be so lucky.從來沒想過我會這么幸運

You make me happier than i ever thought i could be.你讓我得到超乎想象的幸福